How To Conduct a Show Trial - Trump Judge Juan Merchan's Conflict of Interest and his Daughter Loren's Cringe Facebook Page
Judge Juan Merchan must recuse himself from the Trump case because his daughter Loren has worked for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris - here are the full receipts from her Facebook page
Comrades: Welcome to kangaroo court in the banana republic. Crushing opposition parties is Step 5 of the 10-step GAE color revolution playbook.
The judge presiding over Trump’s case is Juan Merchan. His daughter Loren Merchan worked for both Joe Biden and Kamala Harris’ campaigns as president of Authentic Campaigns, a progressive digital marketing firm. In a republic with a real justice system, he would recuse himself from this case and spare his daughter’s blushes. Since we now live in a banana republic and he has not, they shall face ridicule and memes. Democracy dies in the darkness!
In its predictable pattern, the Left is freaking out that Conservatives have “pounced” on the Merchan family’s blatant conflict of interest. Loren deleted her LinkedIn profile (archived here), but seems to have forgotten to delete her Facebook profile. Not a single journalist dared journey into the Meta clown world’s heart of darkness. Fear not - I have snagged all of the cringiest photos for you to admire today. Here’s a sneak preview:
***An important reminder on this samizdat’s privacy policy: I take privacy seriously. I will protect the privacy and anonymity of my readers, myself, and any private citizens I write about. I will never fabricate, exaggerate, or dox. However, public figures are fair game. Loren counts as a public figure because she worked for Biden/Harris and advertised her support for many Democrat campaigns. If she had a non-political job or a father who wasn’t presiding Trump’s trial or made her Facebook page private, I would have left her alone. Congrats Loren - you hit the trifecta!
“Authentic is the digital agency you can trust to get the job done right.”
All I am doing here is holding up a mirror onto clown world with a dash of spicy commentary on top. Like her hero Horizontal Heiress, Loren is also a rebel in the streets, but colonized in the sheets. The body language in her profile photo is astounding - have you ever seen the groom holding the flowers while being held by the bride?
Her cover photo is about as cringey narcissistic as you can get:
Even daddy officiant couldn’t bear to watch them bust a move:
Soy face is a symptom of the woke mind virus:
Predictable yas kween virtue signaling:
What would possess anyone to post albums full of drunk painting and their apartment? We may never know.
If you haven’t deleted your Facebook, you should at least make your privacy settings as restrictive as possible. You’d think that a tech savvy millennial with political connections should know this, but alas. Whatever you do, please don’t share this broadly ;)
That groom is the epitome of “Beta-Simp”.
This gets to the illegitimacy of their case against Trump. But then, legitimacy is not an issue for them, *only* outcomes.
Here's what I posted previously:
There's no chance that the Trump jury is going to vote NOT guilty.
The only way they don't vote guilty -- is if the case is dismissed. Which I don't think it will be. I believe that they [Bragg and his handlers] wouldn't have gone this far -- unless they *knew* that the case would go to trial, and they could get a conviction on some nonsense charge, because that's the only outcome that doesn't damage their political position.
We all know it's nonsense, but these leftists don't care about the law. They'll make up the law at this point to get a conviction -- even if they know it will be overturned on appeal.