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Yuri's Top 10 posts of 2024 and belated Christmas gifts at the end
Comrades: Thank you for another subversive year at this samizdat. Here are the Top 10 posts with the story behind the story for each. Scroll all the way down for the Christmas presents.
#10:
and I produced 5 struggle session parody videos for Meme News Network (MNN). The 3 Body Problem’s opening scene played out in many modern day situations. In addition to Elon, we changed the subtitles to reflect the absurdity of denouncements against Jordan Peterson, NPR’s Uri Berliner, Harvard, and Lomez.STRUGGLE SESSION: Elon vs. Woke Mind Virus (3 min video)
Comrades: Elon is a capitalist counter-revolutionary who must be denounced.
#9: Protect the farmers. For Pleasure, I enjoy reviewing top quality TV shows, films, and athletes. Clarkson’s Farm was the best of the year.
#8: This was the first and only piece that debuted outside of Substack. A summary of the realignment between the instinctual and institutionalized we are witnessing in real time. Thank you to
for publishing this in The American Mind!America's Counter-Cultural Revolution
Comrades: This piece was published by The American Mind on October 30 - a milestone first Yuri samizdat post to debut outside of Substack. You can read it on their website here, or keep scrolling below for a version that has additional images/links. Thank you to
#7: Charts are just as powerful at memes in communicating simple truths. DOGE and MAHA will improve our education and healthcare systems. This piece was linked by The Free Press - hat tip to the crew there.
How To Fire a Commissar
Comrades: Administrative bloat in education and healthcare is the real pandemic.
#6: November 6 was a glorious day, but not in the DNC bunker. “I grew up in a middle class family! Where is the brat coconut joy?!”
#5: Translating leftist demoralization is a specialty. Here is an inner monologue of seeing my neighbors’ lawn signs and imagining their NPC inner monologues. Pairs well with the meme compilation of White Dudes for Harris.
How To Virtue Signal with a Yard Sign
Comrades: The 2024 Election season is featuring the most demoralized yard signs in herstory. If you see the best-selling Harris-Walz official signs featured below in your neighbors’ yards, I have translated their inner monologues and moral preening for you. It would be fun to use memes as lawn signs, or even cycle through multiple memes on an electronic…
#4: A eulogy for my grandmother, who passed away in September.
How To Write a Eulogy
Comrades: My last surviving grandparent has joined the others in Heaven with their Creator. The full eulogy is below and captures her spicy spirit. It was written by her children, translated by AI, and polished by yours truly. I have added extra commentary and an audio of her singing at the end. Pray and hug your loved ones close - you never know when i…
#3: If there is any piece to share with others, this is the one. Healthier information diets will help make America sane again.
#2: Elements of my TDS diagnosis showed up in Nicole Shanahan’s fantastic commercial. You cannot reason with a demoralized person who has a terminal case of TDS. However, let’s keep healing those who are open minded enough.
How To Diagnose Trump Derangement Syndrome
Comrades: After a decade of madness, it is time to classify Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) as an official mental disorder.
#1: NPR CEO Katherine Maher wins worst Miss Information commissar of all. Many major publications dug into her demoralization after I uncovered it in January. Somehow she kept her job, but the new administration should cut funding to National Propaganda Radio. The Commissar series is the longest (10 parts and counting) because there are so many juicty targets
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 4) - NPR CEO Katherine Maher (she/her)
Comrades: The Soviets had Pravda, we have NPR.
Bonus belated Christmas gifts: I have made the Top 5 most downloaded podcasts of the year accessible to all. Xi Van Fleet,
, , , and aka Lomez are stars!How To Escape Chinese Cultural Revolution Struggle Sessions - PODCAST with Xi Van Fleet (52 min)
Comrades: Xi Van Fleet is trying to warn us.
How To Become a Domestic Extremist - PODCAST with Peachy Keenan (40 min)
Comrades: I am thrilled to host the one and only Peachy Keenan on the Anti-Demoralization Zone.
How To Publish Man's World Magazine - PODCAST with Raw Egg Nationalist (61 min)
Comrades: Man’s World Magazine is the new Playboy.
How To Subvert a Dox - PODCAST with Lomez (59 min)
Comrades: Welcome to Struggle Sessions, the new name of this samizdat’s podcast. My policy is that anytime an anon gets doxxed or smeared, I will do everything I can to support them support them. I can think of no better guest for the new name of this podcast than
What would you like to see more of in 2025? Sound off in the comments.
Far and away the best publication on this site. Feliz Samizdat!
Comrades, cease reading middling year-end "stories of the year," read what is presented here, reflect, and consider that you have improved your mind before the new year even arrives.
You've got a good mix now, Yuri. Keep on keeping on; it's why you're succeeding so well (that and you're riding a politico-social realignment preference cascade that puts you right where you need to be).
Oh...careful with the terminological exactitude: You said "the n...ministration should cut funding to National Propaganda Radio." The word "cut" suggests "reduce." What you "meant" to write (lol) was "the new administration should END (or CEASE) funding to National Propaganda Radio."