How to Join The Resistance (TM) and Follow The Science (TM)

The state religions of Branch COVIDians and Climate Alarmism preach ways to Consoom GoodThink to their DEI ESG LGBTQQIP2S+AA Anti-Fascist Anti-Racist Triple-Jabbed Double-Masked congregants

Comrades: Welcome to The Resistance (TM), where we Follow The Science (TM). Our Glorious Revolution will achieve a greater utopia than Stalin’s Russia, Mao’s China, Pol Pot’s Cambodia, Kim Jong Il’s North Korea, and Castro’s Cuba. We shall usher in a pure Thousand Year Woke!

Here is a guide to staying on the right side of history and keeping your ESG social credit score high:

• Censor or censure anyone you disagree with because they are fascist, racist, bigoted, deplorable conspiracy theorists peddling dangerous misinformation - never be friends with any WrongThinkers

• Consoom and parrot the same GoodThink as corporations, big pharma, media, academia, tech conglomerates, intelligence agencies, and the World Economic Forum

• Ban books, films, statues, and art that are offensive or critical of the regime

• Advocate for segregation by race

• Impose segregation and fines based on medical status. Demonize and scapegoat other human beings as unclean disease vectors, and deny them medical treatment.

• Get as many piercings, tattoos, and hair colorings as possible to be edgy

• Wear a black mask and pink genitalia hat to show how brave you are

• Celebrate mass murder of the unborn and the organization facilitating it, which was founded by a eugenicist

• Don’t have kids because it’s bad for climate change, but take control of other people’s kids. Restrict parents from decisions on their children’s indoctrination, masking, experimental injections, and gender surgery.

• Arrest families and children for dining in restaurants and going to museums without showing their papers (shout out to the Time Square Olive Garden, Museum of Natural History, and the Illinois Holocaust Museum)

• Support policies that directly harm black lives like defunding the police and closing schools (shout out to Flint, Chicago, and Newark)

• Destroy economies by making the peasants lose their lives and livelihoods so you can keep working from home to protect your mental health, OCD neuroticism, and Munchausen by proxy

• Burn, Loot, Murder small businesses and civilians like David Dorn trying to protect them, but keep corporations open so we can transfer more wealth to billionaires

• If you live in a city, continue to back decades-long single-party rule so they can make more progress towards utopia - SF, LA, NYC, DC, Boston, Chicago, Portland, and Seattle are almost there. If you don’t live in a city, vote so that your area can become utopias like them.

• Confiscate all guns from law-abiding citizens so only the government can use them, it’s for your safety.

• If you aren’t a BIPOC, pretend you are one like Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Dolezal, and Sean “Talcum X” King

• Buy a multi-million dollar home in a 98% white neighborhood like Patrice Cullors (BLM founder, in case you’re wondering where all that money went)

• Blame everyone except yourself for your problems and expand government power to fix these problems

• Vote for a senile swamp creature who has been in government for 50 years just because he’s not orange and a prosecutor who threw thousands in jail just because she has the right skin color and gender, even though she also called the senile man racist

• Legalize 3AM vote dumps, ballot harvesting, mass mail in voting, and let anyone vote without showing ID

• Fight on foreign borders, but leave yours wide open to cartels trafficking humans and drugs

• Always be virtue signaling - add pronouns to your bio and change your social media profile picture to support the latest cause

• Indoctrinate children to join you in The Resistance and snitch on rightists, like Mao’s heroic Red Guards (details here)

• Above all, conform, comply, and obey. Never question any of the rules above, let your cognitive dissonance and rationalization hamster wheel run wild!

“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.” - Aldous Huxley

“The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes” – Thomas Paine

Mass Formation Psychosis does not exist

Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @BillboardChris

Listen to this officer. Totally amazing. She was laughing as she watched me get assaulted. She says it was a mutual fight.

Resistance Dear Leader Uncle Joe Brandon

Resistance leader attends fancy gala in an expensive dress, while peasant servants must cover their faces

Resistance member attacks the black face of white supremacy. Meanwhile, his opponent is part of the 4 families who have run California for a century.

Resistance members gang up on a white adjacent white supremacist journalist, whose fascist family escaped the Vietnamese Resistance

Iconic Resistance member

Resistance Media owned by a billionaire

Resistance HQ in a $5M brownstone

Resistance HQ at a $250B market cap company

“You have a right to be free from discrimination or harassment… now show us your papers or you can’t come in.”

The Resistance is the new Religion

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In The Resistance, we Follow The Science.

Live in fear. Indoctrinate children to be anxious and obedient so they also live in fear - it's for their own good. The world is ending because humans are sinning and everyone will die unless we repent. 

The only salvation is to give governments and allied corporations more emergency powers, wealth, and taxes. Zealots worship the clergy like sheep following a shepherd, virtue signal adherence to their holy commandments, and evangelize others to comply - even if the rituals don't work. 

Heretics who challenge the fervor of the sacred narrative are branded as morally and intellectually deficient, unworthy of debate on the public square. The "science" is settled and cannot be questioned. However, many "expert" apocalyptic predictions have been wrong/exaggerated and the models keep changing. 

Censorship of dangerous "misinformation" is necessary to keep everyone safe in the name of "public health". Dissenters will be segregated, scapegoated, and forced to sacrifice their rights and livelihoods for the greater collective good. Many priests don't practice what they preach and keep moving the goalposts without rational explanations. CCP is the main culprit, but their sins are mostly forgiven and will still host the Olympics while committing genocide.

We're all in this together. Freedom is slavery. Build back better.
Day 1000+ of 15 days to slow the spread, Year 50+ of 10 years to stop the climate catastrophe.
By 2030 you'll own nothing and be happy! 

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” -CS Lewis

The Great Reset uses Mass Formation Psychosis of secular religions as opiates of the masses

Brazil: a new lord and savior has risen

NYC: Shrine to the GoodThink Commandments

Raise your hands in prayer

SF: mural of an idol, worshippers pay tribute with feces and needles