How To Join The Resistance (TM)
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Comrades: Welcome to The Resistance (TM). Our Glorious Revolution will achieve a greater utopia than Stalin’s Russia, Mao’s China, Pol Pot’s Cambodia, Kim Jong Il’s North Korea, and Castro’s Cuba. We shall usher in a pure Thousand Year Woke!
Here is a guide to staying on the right side of history and keeping your ESG social credit score high:
Censor or censure anyone you disagree with because they are fascist, racist, bigoted, deplorable conspiracy theorists peddling dangerous misinformation - never be friends with any WrongThinkers
Consoom and parrot the same GoodThink as corporations, big pharma, media, academia, tech conglomerates, intelligence agencies, and the World Economic Forum
Ban books, films, statues, and art that are offensive or critical of the regime
Advocate for segregation by race
Impose segregation and fines based on medical status
Get as many piercings, tattoos, and hair colorings as possible to be edgy
Wear a black mask and pink genitalia hat to show how brave you are
Celebrate mass murder of the unborn and the organization facilitating it, which was founded by a eugenicist
Don’t have kids because it’s bad for climate change, but take control of other people’s kids. Restrict parents from decisions on their children’s indoctrination, masking, experimental injections, and gender surgery.
Arrest families and children for dining in restaurants and going to museums without showing their papers (shout out to the Time Square Olive Garden, Museum of Natural History, and the Illinois Holocaust Museum)
Support policies that directly harm black lives like defunding the police and closing schools (shout out to Flint, Chicago, and Newark)
Destroy economies by making the peasants lose their lives and livelihoods so you can keep working from home to protect your mental health, OCD neuroticism, and Munchausen by proxy
Burn, Loot, Murder small businesses and civilians like David Dorn trying to protect them, but keep corporations open so we can transfer more wealth to billionaires
If you live in a city, continue to back decades-long single-party rule so they can make more progress towards utopia - SF, LA, NYC, DC, Boston, Chicago, Portland, and Seattle are almost there. If you don’t live in a city, vote so that your area can become utopias like them.
Confiscate all guns from law-abiding citizens so only the government can use them, it’s for your safety.
If you aren’t a BIPOC, pretend you are one like Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Dolezal, and Sean “Talcum X” King
Buy a multi-million dollar home in a 98% white neighborhood like Patrice Cullors (BLM founder, in case you’re wondering where all that money went)
Blame everyone except yourself for your problems and expand government power to fix these problems
Vote for a senile swamp creature who has been in government for 50 years just because he’s not orange and a prosecutor who threw thousands in jail just because she has the right skin color and gender, even though she also called the senile man racist
Legalize 3AM vote dumps, ballot harvesting, mass mail in voting, and let anyone vote without showing ID
Fight on foreign borders, but leave yours wide open to cartels trafficking humans and drugs
Always be virtue signaling - add pronouns to your bio and change your social media profile picture to support the latest cause
Indoctrinate children to join you in The Resistance and snitch on rightists, like Mao’s heroic Red Guards (details here)
Above all, conform, comply, and obey. Never question any of the rules above, let your cognitive dissonance and rationalization hamster wheel run wild!
“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.” - Aldous Huxley
“The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes” – Thomas Paine