How To Meet Hillary Clinton and Survive

My firsthand experience with HRC and the elite circle jerk game

Comrades: I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. I am in good health and have no suicidal thoughts.

Almost a decade ago, I met HRC before she gave a speech at a private function. What follows are excerpts of that speech and my raw reflections on the job which provided that kind of access. Given the sensitive nature of these topics and the size of her body count, I have put them behind a paywall. This will be one of the longest and spiciest posts yet, so get your popcorn ready…