How To Post a Cringe Comment - NPC Substackers on Dan Rather's Steady
I visited the cringiest comment section on Substack so you don't have to, NYC's new logo and brand
Comrades: Steady by Dan Rather is the cringiest comment section on Substack. I enjoy reading all of your comments, so let’s make this the spiciest comment section on Substack.
In How To Become #1 on Substack, I skewered propagandist historian Karen Heather Cox Richardson. Like her, Dan Rather has a purple checkmark which means over 10,000 TDS junkies pay for his digital opium. The TDS industrial complex has made both Heather and Dan multimillionaires. For a window into the minds of the NPCs, I took screenshots of the comments on a Rather post entitled “Steady Leadership”. TLDR: Biden is steady, Trump is the worst, clutch your pearls and give yourself a pat on the back!
I have sprinkled in memes so you can imagine what the commenters look and act like:
OK Karen:
Loving and tolerant Lynn also responded to “How should we cover Trump?” prompt:
The Whittakers simp hard for diversity:
Barbara is the most predictable California cat lady on the planet - the Rather/Richardson/Reich combo is her catnip:
These commenters are living examples of what a poor information diet does to your brain. Watching CNN and reading NYT does to mental health what eating donuts and Big Macs does to physical health. Boomers who have been on this diet for decades are the mental equivalent of the morbidly obese.
Yuri original meme PSA:
Anytime I have commented on Steady, I am immediately reminded that you cannot reason with a demoralized person. Most call me a Russian troll because of my name. - how Russophobic and racist! They use childish ad hominem smears without answering any questions or attempting a logical response. Many ask for sources. When I provide them links, ask them to google simple facts, or explain that I am a “person of color”, their brains short circuit.
Yuri original meme:
My TDS life would be just as entertaining as my 600 pound life if they went through the Yuri meme information diet:
NYC’s new logo is a symbol of its demoralization. The font went from fun and unique to boring and corporate. Most insidious is the use of WE instead of I. Collectivization has subsumed the individual.
At a press conference unveiling the logo, Governor Kovid Karen Kathy and Mayor Eric “Instagram” Adams proclaimed that there are only 2 kinds of people - New Yorkers and people who wish they lived in New York. They forgot the third category, which is millions including my family and growing daily - people who escaped NYC due to their idiocy. Now that I no longer live there, I can watch with amusement rather than trepidation that I have to share public spaces with these lunatics.
New York City has a brand! Rainbow eye bleach warning:
Graphic content warning - Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg is attempting to arrest only one these people:
Bragg’s sugar daddy George Soros is the chief demoralization agent of Karenland FUPAZ:
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Drumroll please…
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Great article and thanks for perusing these god awful pages so we don't have to. Don't forget Comrade, these people would gladly use the State to compel you to their will. "Trump is a fascist" they say, but if you don't get vaccinated you should probably lose your job and your life must be made difficult. The silver lining of Trump and Covid is that it exposed these tolerant (Love Trumps Hate) individuals for who they really are.
I leave you with a quote from the The Supreme Comrade Leader:
“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956
Thank you, Yuri! What a surprise and a lovely treat.