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Two Gauling (sorry, had to) recent sporting incidents in Paris are a preview of what awaits fans at the 2024 Summer Olympics
Comrades: Happy Bastille Day! Vive la France! While the Germans have great words, the French have the language of love.
France will be hosting the 2024 Summer Olympics. However, two Gauling (pardon my French again) incidents at recent major sporting events in the country are a warning that they will cause a Paris Syndrome pandemic: The UEFA Champions League Final on May 28 and Roland Garros men’s semifinal on June 3. I have watched a lot of soccer and tennis over the years, but have never witnessed calamities of this magnitude at such high profile matches.
I no longer follow American sportsball leagues because they have become the bread and circuses of clown world. In the stands, slovenly men fight each other while wearing jerseys of other men who hate them. They drink Budweiser, eat McDonald’s, and pop Viagra. In the arena, spoiled court eunuchs disrespect the flag while kneeling to the CCP, BLM, LGBTQ, and The Current Thing. Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Derek Jeter, and Wayne Gretzky were the last legends of the Big 4 leagues - GOATs who earned their immortality through record setting victories and avoided pandering. Today, there are only a few true champions left and MMA is the only American sport that has not succumbed to the woke mind virus.
Soccer and tennis are more elegant to watch with far fewer obnoxious commercial breaks. While they remain globally beloved sports because of their fascinating players and histories, they have also been impacted by politicization. Tennis recently had a poetic moment when unvaccinated Novak Djokovic and Russian Elena Rybakina won Wimbledon. The Australian and US Open ban unvaccinated players, but set aside a Pride Day during their fortnights tournaments.
The Champions League and Roland Garros are the crown jewels of soccer and tennis. The Stade de France in Saint Denis played host to two storied clubs for the Champions League Final: Liverpool vs. Real Madrid. Far more people globally tune into the Champions League Final than the Super Bowl. When I watched the match live I became curious why kickoff was delayed over 30 minutes, a highly unusual occurrence for such a grand occasion. The commentators attributed the delay to “late arriving fans”. Many upper level seats remained conspicuously empty even after kickoff.
As it turns out, the fans were receiving French hospitality. Liverpool supporters, who have a traumatic history with stampedes, were herded into bottlenecks for hours after police shut the entry gates. Meanwhile, French “locals” (Google “Saint Denis demographics”) snuck into the stadium by climbing over the barricades and barging their way through checkpoints. Liverpool fans, including women and children who had paid for real tickets, were pepper sprayed by French police while the “locals” evaded capture.
To highlight the disconnect with Clown World, the VIP section was ready to go so they were treated to a cringey performance by Camila Cabello who isn’t even European. The Liverpool squad, as all cucked Premier League teams have done all season, kneeled to protest racism before the starting whistle. Real Madrid did not kneel and won 1-0. After the match, fans of both teams were mugged and brutalized by the “locals” en masse. Too bad their beloved players and woke capital owners would never kneel in protest of that brutality.
French authorities and their media lackeys placed the blame on British hooligans, but everyone with eyes knew what really went down. The official investigation is ongoing, though it’s as guaranteed as French haughtiness that they will find nothing and no one will be held accountable. Police never even requested the surveillance footage, which has now been deleted. Officials still don’t know what really caused the Notre Dame fire, or countless other attacks on churches across France. Nothing to see here, just your national religious symbol being desecrated, move along folks…
Only Brits could sum this travesty up properly:
A few days later at Roland Garros, a different kind of local disrupted the French Open semifinal match between Marin Cilic and Casper Ruud. This stunning and brave Greta wannabe tied herself to the net in protest of climate change. If you don’t give her attention you’re an anti-science bigot who wants us all to die!
For minutes that felt like hours, the players awkwardly gawked at her while security did nothing. Tennis players have no teammates to defend them and are often within arms reach of fans in the front row. Although tennis fans are more genteel than soccer fans, a violent fan struck the sport 30 years ago. World #1 Monica Seles was stabbed in the back by a fan who had rushed the court. She was never the same after that.
Macron will be the perfect host for The Current Thing Olympics: Klaus Schwab catamite, former Rothschild banker, no biological children, married to a much older woman, beats his own people into submission but loves cultural enrichment. Paris can join the international Karenland FUPAZ sister cities along with London, Rotherham, Brussels, and Malmo (or the entire country of Sweden for that matter).
These are two of the greatest photos that show how the physiognomy and body language of world leaders reflect geopolitical relationships:
No one attended the last two Olympics in Beijing and Tokyo due to CCP/COVID fascism. Ratings continue to drop for all sports as they drive away their viewers by pandering to people who don’t even care about sports - Wokism trumps Marketing 101. Fans who are brave enough to attend the France Olympics will participate in The Hunger Games as they get mugged and disrespected. May the odds be ever in their favor!
Many bonus points for "catamite" to restore the luster a little dimmed by "Karenland."
Really good post, though it reminded me sadly of how far Steve Kerr has fallen. I myself haven't watched basketball since the Bulls won their final championship. Them was great days.
I think the fact that Jordan still exists as a Nike brand long after the man retired (for final) is a pretty decent analogy of modern Western cultural rot.