How To Texas Two-Step

A tale of two dinners and observations from a week in the Free State of Texas

Comrades: God Bless Texas.

Anytime I travel to a red state, especially over the past 2 years for reprieves from Karenland, I feel jealous and protective. These are some of the last bastions of true freedom around the world. Sadly, I have never lived in a red state in my entire life. I’m a simple comrade, y’all. All I want are low crime and low taxes. Wh…