How To Visit a Warzone (Part 2)

Why Armenia's desperate plight does not qualify for The Current Thing

Comrades: BOMBSHELL BREAKING NEWS - A petro dictator has invaded a sovereign nation. He literally has a Hitler mustache and wants to finish a genocide from a century ago. Hundreds have been killed, including civilians. Add the Armenian flag to your social media profiles and front lawns immediately to stand against Azerbaijan!

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