How To Say Her Name - Navy Biden

Imagining a Game of Thrones-style champion to advocate for Navy Biden, who deserves justice from her deadbeat crackhead father Hunter and grandfather President Joe

Comrades: Navy Biden - say her name.

The Biden family’s treatment of Joe’s 4-year-old granddaughter Navy is shameful. Bootlicking media’s ignorance of this story is even more shameful. Most NPCs don’t even know this girl exists and those who do pretend she doesn’t. This week, it will become harder to ignore as Hunter is forced to appear in court in Arkansas. His finances and laptop will come under more scrutiny because he has been trying to reduce his child support payments. Ironically, Navy’s mother Lunden Roberts was working as a stripper to help pay for $80,000/year tuition at George Washington University when she met this DC Princeling. He was having an affair with his brother Beau’s widow at the time. To this day, he has never met his daughter. This is the smartest man our president knows.

NPCs lack the ability to imagine. Imagine if Donald Trump Jr. had a laptop full of compromising materials like shady foreign dealings, romps with prostitutes, and smoking crack. Imagine if he fathered a child with a stripper and refused to acknowledge both of them. Imagine if his daddy’s campaign called up former intelligence officers to get them to make a statement saying the laptop is Russian disinformation. Imagine if Ivanka had a journal describing creepy showers her dad would take with her at inappropriate ages. Imagine if Trump could only get through a rare press conference with a cheat card that told him who to call on, what they would ask him, and how to answer. Imagine if Trump oversaw the disasters in Afghanistan, Sudan, and Ukraine. Imagine if Trump forced everyone to take the Trump Vaccine (The Greatest Vaccine [TM]), tried to use government bureaucracy to fire anyone who resisted, then said he was losing his patience and wished them a winter of severe illness and death. He’d have been impeached a dozen more times by now with CNN/MSNBC hyperventilating on wall to wall coverage.

Today, let’s imagine a badass uncle fighting in Arkansas court for Navy Biden’s honor - just as The Viper fought The Mountain for his family’s honor on Game of Thrones. It’s one of the most epic scenes of the series:

Have they told you who I am? I am the brother of Lunden Roberts.

Do you know why I have come all the way to this stinking shit-pile of a city? For you.

I'm going to hear you confess before you leave. You impregnated my sister. You abandoned her. Navy is one of your children. Say it now and we can make this quick.

Say it. You impregnated her. You abandoned her. Navy is one of your children!

You impregnated her. You abandoned her. Navy is one of your children!

Wait. Are you high on crack? No, no, no. You can't get high yet. You haven't confessed. Say it. Say her name.

Navy Biden. You impregnated her mother. You abandoned her.

Navy Biden. Who is the Big Guy? Who is the Big Guy?! Say it. Say her name. SAY IT!

HUNTER: Navy Biden. She is one of my children. But I am a Democrat and a Biden, so I’ll get away with it like this!

*Courtroom gasps as Merrick Garland’s DOJ and FBI burst in, AR-15s blazing, to escort HUNTER out with prostitutes.

JUDGE: The Arkancide gods have made their will known. Hunter Biden, in the name of Yas Kween Hillary of the House Clinton, First of Her Name, you are hereby sentenced to freedom.