How To Win Super Sportsball Bowl LVIII and Yuri Meme Bowl I
Honoring former NFL players Carl Weathers and Pat Tillman, plus Yuri Meme Bowls for Taylor Swift, Tucker/Putin, Brandon's Border, and Substack Notes trolling
Comrades: Are you ready for some sportsball?
Tonight is the biggest bread and circuses spectacle of the year. All I have to say about Taylor Swift is that I hope her Love Story with Travis Kelce is real and has a happy ending. Her getting married and having kids would single handedly boost the US TFR by at least 0.1. As comradewrote in “Money, Power, Glory, Love”, Tay can deliver the ultimate white pill of motherhood to a generation of women. However, all of the incentives are in place for her and Kelce to shill for corporate and Democrat interests. At age 34, Taylor should pay heed to Yuri’s warnings: “The clock is ticking… disaster is getting closer and closer…”
Before we dive into the Meme Bowls, let us honor two legendary former NFL players: Carl Weathers and Pat Tillman
RIP Toby Keith, who would have been the perfect halftime show performer:
Since many will be distracted today, the rest of this post a Meme Bowl.
Which meme wins the Swiftie Bowl?
Let’s see if my prediction comes true:
Which poast wins the Substack Trolling Bowl?
Urging warmongers to head to the front lines:
A deranged reader reported hundreds of comments to the thought police:
Which meme wins the Tucker/Putin bowl?
Which meme wins the Border Bowl?
Enjoy your Super Sportsball Bowl and consoomer commercials!