Comrades: Welcome to Harvard freshman orientation - a Chinese Cultural Revolution struggle session, with American characteristics. Inspired by the opening scene of 3 Body Problem and Downfall parodies. Enjoy the show!
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We put a bunch of blood, sweat, and spice into this video. Upgrades greatly appreciated:
Original script juxtaposed with reimagined script:
[SIGN ON STAGE: HARVARD FRESHMAN ORIENTATION]
Rebellion is just! Revolution is righteous!
Silence is violence! No justice, no peace! Black Lives Matter! Trans women are women! No borders, no wall! Climate justice now! RESIST!
Father…
Father…
Ye Zhetai. Aren't you a professor of physics?
Ye Zhetai. Aren’t you a professor of physics?
You should know. You were my student.
You should know. You were my student.
Behave yourself!
Misinformation! Follow The Science!
Ye Zhetai. In your physics course, did you teach the theory of relativity?
Ye Zhetai. In your physics course, did you teach Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion?
Relativity is one of the fundamental theories of physics. How can a basic survey course not teach it?
DEI has nothing to do with physics. How can a basic survey course teach it?
You lie! Einstein went to the American Imperialists and helped them build the atomic bomb!
You lie! Einstein was a privileged Zionist imperialist cis white man and the atomic bomb killed AAPIs. Stop Asian Hate!
Bring up his wife. She is a genuine physicist. She knows the truth!
Bring up his birthing person partner (she/her). She is a genuine expert physicist. Trust the experts!
Ye Zhetai! With the help of the revolutionary youth, it has become clear to me. I want to stand on the side of the people!
Ye Zhetai. With the help of the LGBTQIA2S+ Antifa revolutionary youth, it has become clear to me. I now support The Current Thing. Orange man bad!
Bow your head, Ye Zhetai. Bow your head. Bow!
Get boosted, fascist MAGAt. Bow to Comrade Greta. How dare you!
Ye Zhetai. You cannot deny you lectured on the counterrevolutionary Big Bang theory.
Ye Zhetai. You cannot deny you lectured on the counterrevolutionary ideas of free speech, meritocracy, and capitalism.
It is the most plausible explanation for the origin of the universe.
They are the pillars of Western civilization, academic rigor, and human progress.
Lies! The theory claims to know when time began.
Lies! Censorship, anti-racism, and ESG communism will lead to utopian Progressive social justice.
Time began? What came before time?
Anti-racism? Is that judging people by the color of their skin?
It leaves open a place to be filled by God.
Claudine Gay and Ibram X. Kendi are gods.
Are you suggesting God exists?
Are you criticizing oppressed BIPOCs?
Science has given no evidence either way.
There is evidence of plagiarism, which has ruined the reputations of the universities.
Down with Ye Zhetai! Down with academic authorities!
Down with Ye Zhetai! Down with white-adjacent traitors!
Down with academic authorities! Rebellion is just! Revolution is righteous!
Silence is violence! No justice, no peace! Black Lives Matter! Trans women are women! No borders, no wall! Climate justice now! RESIST!
Original video and 3 Body Problem review:
My Downfall parody of Uncle Joe Brandon reacting to the 2022 Midterms:
All my writing on the Cultural Revolution and CCP, plus an interview with my father who lived through it all:
YURI SUBSTACK VIDEO DEBUT: How To Make a Struggle Session Parody (3 min)