How To Flex on LinkedIn - Dr. Ashwin Vasan

Case study of an NPC LinkedIn profile and tips on improving yours

Comrades: Social media power users believe that they are making friends and influencing people, but in reality they are broadcasting and worsening their mental illnesses. As you have seen in previous posts, I protect the privacy of private citizens. However, I have no mercy for public officials who love to flaunt their virtues so let’s tear this Karenland FUPAZ apparatchik down.

Dr. Ashwin Vasan is the newly appointed Commissioner of Health for New York City, which means he is now in charge of over 8 million poor souls. He proposed forcing children aged 2-5 to remain masked indefinitely until they receive their experimental injections, but the mayor intervened and put an end to the madness (though not until April 4). His main rationale is that he wants his own kids to stay safe. A self proclaimed mental health leader is pushing the destruction of children’s mental health and abusing his own children.

As predicted, his LinkedIn profile is a case study in red flags and cringey flexing. I have seen thousands of profiles, but this is one of the worst. Let’s start from the top.

Douchey profile and cover photos? Check. Pronouns? Check. Multiple titles? Check. Hashtags for social justice? Check. Collar stay? Nope.

Posts about being “deeply honored and humbled”? Check. Biography that wins buzzword bingo with “Intersection, marginalized, leverage, upstream, equity”? Check. It sounds no different than RISD’s new BARRP Commissar, who likely shares 90%+ of the same opinions.

At this point, my eyes have glazed over. The credentialism and resume style bullet points are just too much. According to an investigation, much of it is falsified and exaggerated as he created toxic work environments. But wait, there’s so much more…

Peasants, you must bow down to this impressive overlord.

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The more degrees you have, the more indoctrinated you are in the NPC Karen machine. Unfortunately, the citizens of NYC will have to suffer for many years under this buffoon. There is but one solution:

PS: If you thought his LinkedIn was awful, steel your stomachs for his Twitter and Instagram.

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