How To F*** White Supremacy
Rebel in the streets, colonized in the sheets
Comrades: One of the main themes of this samizdat is pattern recognition.
Let me first say that despite the best efforts our leaders to divide us, I believe we are at an inflection point where people judge each other on the content of their character and not the color on the skin. The last 2 years have exposed the spectrum of all human beings regardless of race, religion, or nationality. In every society there are are those who embrace freedom and open debate, while others push tyranny and censorship marching in lock step with fascist governments.
With that said, Freud would have a field day with prominent identity socialists and who they choose to sleep with. Those who make their careers fighting against white supremacy in public are in love with white people in private. The legendary Titania McGrath has compiled a list of everything deemed racist or white supremacist here. You can also calculate your own intersectionality score here. According to the overlords, using your eyes, pattern recognition, and statistical analysis is racist.
Let’s start with the most powerful: Horizontal Heiress. Although she slept with older BIPOC men like Mayor Willie Brown and Montel Williams to advance her career in her younger days, she has since settled down with Douglas Emhoff, Esq. She has no biological children, but is now a stepmom to 2 FUPAZ hipster douches. Lest we forget, she smeared Uncle Joe Brandon as a racist during a primary debate and tallied 1% of her own party’s vote. The pinnacle of affirmative action, one heartbeat away from the presidency. If you didn’t laugh, you’d cry.
Newly anointed Supreme Court Justice Katanji Brown Jackson will spend the rest of her life on the bench of our nation’s highest court. Uncle Joe Brandon delivered on his promise to choose her based on her race and gender, yet she cannot define what a woman is. She is married to Boston Brahmin WASP Dr. Patrick Jackson, whose lineage traces back to the Revolution and a previous Supreme Court Justice. Quite the pedigree! Child pornographers can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that she will advocate for lighter sentences if they get caught.
Squad Queen Alexandria Occasional Cortex, folk hero of the oppressed BIPOCs, has chosen the pastiest soyboy on the planet as her “partner”. Here is the lovely couple enjoying millennial mimosa brunch in the free state of Florida, shortly before contracting COVID at a drag queen party.
At first, Squad Member Ilhan Omar stayed close to home with 2 marriages to fellow Somalis. But even she could not resist the taste of white squid. After funneling campaign cash to her lover Tim Mynett’s consultancy and homewrecking his marriage, they donned matching headwear to celebrate their romance.
Maya Wiley is a second generation activist who finished third in New York City’s last mayoral election. She ran as a far left Defund the Police candidate after serving in Comrade De Blasio’s administration, even though she lives in a $3M mansion with private security. Her father George Wiley was an OG identity socialist. Both of them followed the same mating pattern.
Maskachussetts has fallen a long way from being the birthplace of the Revolution. Boston is ruled by a Boba Queen, who like most Boba Asians prefers white rice. Here he is, properly muzzled at her swearing in.
Senator Fauxahantas, 0.1% Native American, is married to a white legal scholar. Like her, he also falsely claimed Cherokee heritage. Harvard gonna Harvard.
Chief Abortion and Mask Officer Leana Wen married one of the few white Africans on the planet. Must be nice to hold your child after destroying so many as President of Planned Parenthood, health commissioner of Baltimore, and CNN Karen Paranoia talking head.
Even those who prefer the same gender still prefer white lovers. Lori “Biggest Dick in Chicago” Lightfoot and Don Lemon, take a stunning and brave bow.
Our final couple is not as well known, but by far the cringiest. Annie Jean-Baptiste is Head of Product Inclusion & Equity at Google, whatever that means. Her LinkedIn profile and choice of husband are all too predictable. Let this be a reminder to delete Facebook or change your privacy settings so that your photos are not public. Get your eye bleach ready.
Clearly, the only way a white person can avoid being labeled racist is if they date an identity socialist.
And if you don’t vote Democrat, you ain’t black.
I laughed and wanted to cry at the same time while reading this. Titania McGrath's list of racist things was a good example of just how pervasive the hatred of white people is and keeping the rest of the population in a perpetual state of wallowing in victimhood. Of course there are more white people doing stuff like cycling, etc. Whites have been the majority race in the country.
"Clearly, the only way a white person can avoid being labeled racist is if they date an identity socialist." That won't even save a white person from being labeled a racist. We hear all the time how "just because you are dating or married to people of other races or have children who aren't white doesn't mean you aren't racist".
Please keep writing. We need to know there are some sane people left in this country. I am so glad that I unfollowed all of the news sites, especially since I just read that list of media garbage. The indoctrination is disturbing to say the least.
1) Your subtitle is HOT!!!! Very nice.
2) For narcissistic racists to carry on playing, "The Card", no doubt dealt when getting, "The Talk", as a child, in order to psychologically dominate others and gain unearned access to power and wealth and prestige, while despicable, is perfectly understandable. What is utterly contemptible are these white men who have so little self esteem that they will marry and have families with women who openly hate and denigrate their race and gender. What kind of a sad sack loser nests with such filth!?
I propose that the Great Replacement is real. It is real and it is coming. These sad sack, loser white men are going to be replaced by winning white men who are unashamed of themselves. They will be replaced by men who choose women who stand with them and who do not denigrate their husbands, their children, their people and culture. They will be replaced by men who partner with great women who nurture and laud them.
These losers will be replaced by white men who remember and embrace their fathers who were: Roman Legionnaires and Caesars; British Longbowmen, Lords and Kings; Viking shipbuilders and warriors; global circumnavigators, conquerors, traders and civilizers; scientists, businessmen, philosophers; cross-multiple-century cathedral builders; inventors of surgery and modern medicine; splitters of atoms; inventors of the industrial and computing machinery of modern life; inventors of cosmic exploration machines; real men who really walked on the real moon; real men who engineered their way to the moon; stormers of the beaches of Normandy; peasants and slaves unwilling to wait for saviors to free them - who had the balls and the grit to caste off conquerors and despots and to defeat them in war to win their freedom for themselves ... ...
The Great Replacement is coming. Mend your self-loathing ways small white men. Abandon those who loathe you and enjoy spitting in your face and crapping in your nest by spitting and crapping in ours. A great wrath is building, and you are going to be replaced - by white men worthy of their heritage.