The first annual DIEvy League Demoralization March Madness tournament: Harvard, Columbia, Stanford, UPenn, and Duke boost their seedings in the Yuri "elite" university rankings
Funny and creative post. I’m still chuckling at the BARF acronym and can’t believe how good Kim Kardashian looks with modest clothing on. As always, thanks for bringing these insane things to public attention.
I heard Columbia’s world famous Mattress Girl, with her mattress in tow, sang the North Korean National Anthem before the finals game against Harvard. Unfortunately, not even this was enough to stop the juggernaut that is Harvard - a DIEnasty for years to come.
LMAO that would be the ultimate demoralized spectacle worthy of Team America World Police. Yeonmi Park was a literal sex slave, but mattress girl who faked a rape for attention is the real victim at Columbia. Gay's Harvard DIEnasty is tougher to beat than Wooden's UCLA dynasty at its peak.
Columbia’s non-binary transgender lesbian otherkin demisexual head coach of color said in the postgame interview that xe was just thrilled they top-surgeried Yale in the semifinals.
After the interview, the Jumbotron played Mattress Girl’s porno movie, the one where she reeancted her “rape” that was so traumatic the first time, and she announced a reunion tour with the mattress, with tour dates all around Karenland FUPAZ this spring and summer. I can’t wait, it’s been too long.
If there is one single person who best symbolizes the zeitgeist of mentally ill America it is the sociopathic liar Emma "The Sulk" Sulkowicz aka Mattress Girl.
She destroyed the life of an ex for attention, hounded him then expertly played the innocent fragile victim, used all the proper postmodern jargon to get whatever she wanted, was exposed as an obvious liar—and still the Columbia admin worshipped and adored her, and let her carry her moronic mattress to graduation.
And then she basically trolled them, made various "art pieces" lol that showed she'd performed it all for attention and yet nothing has changed or will change—the Victim religion (in this case the sacred myth of "rape culture" on campus) is too strong and is the sacred belief system of our 21st-century priesthood, the Ivy League academic clerisy.
She is the Typhoid Mary of the Idenity cult and all its dishonesty, stupidity, malevolence and toxicity.
Oh come on Yuri. Columbia should trounce Harvard just for permanently dropping the SATs/ACTs. If I didn't already feel as if my degree was worthless in retrospect, I sure do now! The only utility it has ever had for me is as a bat-signal telling prospective contacts that this person must have been smart enough to get into that place. Now it's not even good for that anymore. Bah.
LOL. It's the same with a lot of things. Music comes to mind. Makes me feel like the old man shouting at clouds, but the sad part is I'm not even that old. It has all gone downhill that fast.
This was one of your best Yuri. At a distance the first two photos of the Harvard DIEN and zher's husband looked like an invitation to a game of, "Which one is the dude, bro?" BARF!! The handwriting and spelling image? God help us!
Stanford's acceptance rate of whites has declined 18% from 40% to 22% in the past ten years. In response, the university emailed an apology to the Jewish community. The Gentile community? What's that? Eff them! Looks like Discrimination, Intolerance and Exclusion is working as planned, save for some fine-tuning, at Stanford. (https://stanfordreview.org/stanfords-racial-engineering/)
Amazing post Yuri. Suggestion for future post: The impact of anti-Westernism on the judiciary and legal system since 2008 and the expected impact as the Stanford, Yale and Columbia law schools graduate this crop and single party rule guarantees their nominations and appointments.
Yuri, you left out the " Champions of the West" Michigan. It has more DEI employees than any campus in the country by a factor of nearly two. And their law school is as crazy as Yale's.
You are right, Michigan is an "elite" team. Gretchen is the wicked witch of the West. At the rate things are going, I will have to expand the DIEvy League March Madness tournament to 64 teams next year.
Though this has been obvious to me for a long time, it is clear that so-called “higher education” is better accomplished with one’s favorite hallucinogens as opposed to a university.
Discrimination against anyone is a terrible thing. However, when I see white men on these boards or as administrators I'm disgusted. How can they openly discriminate against people who look like their fathers, sons and future generations of young white men. They have no shame. They know that equity is a pernicious way to discriminate against straight white men.
"I previously wrote that Wharton would prevent Penn from becoming fully demoralized because it is a capitalist business school. I was wrong; Wharton has succumbed to The Current Thing by launching majors in DEI and ESG. " But it's a capitalist move - supply and demand, baby! And the students who major in this crap are unlikely to be unemployed - their services of harassing people are in high demand in every HR of every corporation in America.
Build a Communist Bear! This is my new favorite workshop. BTW, I took my granddaughters to Build a Bear Workshop recently and found that all “skins” regardless of what cute animal they represented, were just variations of rainbow colors. The girls chose pastel colored bear and bright neon fox, both in rainbow stripes. Other more traditional colors for stuffed animals were not available.
I always learn something when I read your writings. I now understand I attended literally the worst school in the nation for balanced representation of thought. While I sensed it going there, I've never seen the actual data in print. Can you tell me the source of the graph with the red and blue dots representing political representation on campus please? I would be most grateful. PS ...I concur, the BARF acronym elicited a 15 second guffaw!!!
Funny and creative post. I’m still chuckling at the BARF acronym and can’t believe how good Kim Kardashian looks with modest clothing on. As always, thanks for bringing these insane things to public attention.
I heard Columbia’s world famous Mattress Girl, with her mattress in tow, sang the North Korean National Anthem before the finals game against Harvard. Unfortunately, not even this was enough to stop the juggernaut that is Harvard - a DIEnasty for years to come.
LMAO that would be the ultimate demoralized spectacle worthy of Team America World Police. Yeonmi Park was a literal sex slave, but mattress girl who faked a rape for attention is the real victim at Columbia. Gay's Harvard DIEnasty is tougher to beat than Wooden's UCLA dynasty at its peak.
Columbia’s non-binary transgender lesbian otherkin demisexual head coach of color said in the postgame interview that xe was just thrilled they top-surgeried Yale in the semifinals.
After the interview, the Jumbotron played Mattress Girl’s porno movie, the one where she reeancted her “rape” that was so traumatic the first time, and she announced a reunion tour with the mattress, with tour dates all around Karenland FUPAZ this spring and summer. I can’t wait, it’s been too long.
If there is one single person who best symbolizes the zeitgeist of mentally ill America it is the sociopathic liar Emma "The Sulk" Sulkowicz aka Mattress Girl.
She destroyed the life of an ex for attention, hounded him then expertly played the innocent fragile victim, used all the proper postmodern jargon to get whatever she wanted, was exposed as an obvious liar—and still the Columbia admin worshipped and adored her, and let her carry her moronic mattress to graduation.
And then she basically trolled them, made various "art pieces" lol that showed she'd performed it all for attention and yet nothing has changed or will change—the Victim religion (in this case the sacred myth of "rape culture" on campus) is too strong and is the sacred belief system of our 21st-century priesthood, the Ivy League academic clerisy.
She is the Typhoid Mary of the Idenity cult and all its dishonesty, stupidity, malevolence and toxicity.
Oh come on Yuri. Columbia should trounce Harvard just for permanently dropping the SATs/ACTs. If I didn't already feel as if my degree was worthless in retrospect, I sure do now! The only utility it has ever had for me is as a bat-signal telling prospective contacts that this person must have been smart enough to get into that place. Now it's not even good for that anymore. Bah.
Your vintage is high quality, the newer vintages not so much
LOL. It's the same with a lot of things. Music comes to mind. Makes me feel like the old man shouting at clouds, but the sad part is I'm not even that old. It has all gone downhill that fast.
What!?!? Did you not hear that Columbia rap tandem? Dude! That was groundbreaking and teaming with musicianship and skill.
Know anyone who would like to known as an “equity-hire”? Me neither.
We have shame, but the DIE commissar sociopaths dont
I dont expect hear this from a prospective new hire:” I was a D. I.E. hire last job i had…”
Me: “Next!”
This was one of your best Yuri. At a distance the first two photos of the Harvard DIEN and zher's husband looked like an invitation to a game of, "Which one is the dude, bro?" BARF!! The handwriting and spelling image? God help us!
Stanford's acceptance rate of whites has declined 18% from 40% to 22% in the past ten years. In response, the university emailed an apology to the Jewish community. The Gentile community? What's that? Eff them! Looks like Discrimination, Intolerance and Exclusion is working as planned, save for some fine-tuning, at Stanford. (https://stanfordreview.org/stanfords-racial-engineering/)
Amazing post Yuri. Suggestion for future post: The impact of anti-Westernism on the judiciary and legal system since 2008 and the expected impact as the Stanford, Yale and Columbia law schools graduate this crop and single party rule guarantees their nominations and appointments.
Yuri, you left out the " Champions of the West" Michigan. It has more DEI employees than any campus in the country by a factor of nearly two. And their law school is as crazy as Yale's.
You are right, Michigan is an "elite" team. Gretchen is the wicked witch of the West. At the rate things are going, I will have to expand the DIEvy League March Madness tournament to 64 teams next year.
“..sacrificing the meritocracy for DEI...”
I see DIE. And thats the order in which i refer to such deadly absurdity.
Good catch, I am all for standardizing around DIE instead of DEI
Same lol
Really enjoying your posts , they are darkly comic and bang on the target! Will try to help support your very worthy efforts.
Thanks Terry! All about the dark comedy. Spread the Yuri red pills!
Amazing conversations after a great Yuri article. I always forward your discourses.
Though this has been obvious to me for a long time, it is clear that so-called “higher education” is better accomplished with one’s favorite hallucinogens as opposed to a university.
What...no Georgetown?
#17 seed didn't make the cut, I'm sure they'll make a strong run next year ;)
Hey Ivies-
First get rid of legacy admissions, then we'll talk about your little Equity crusade
The only white students left in the DIEvy league are athletes or legacies, which is pretty messed up when you think about it.
That Columbia video seemed to feature mostly colorless persons.
Columbia kids are kind and clever!
Discrimination against anyone is a terrible thing. However, when I see white men on these boards or as administrators I'm disgusted. How can they openly discriminate against people who look like their fathers, sons and future generations of young white men. They have no shame. They know that equity is a pernicious way to discriminate against straight white men.
"I previously wrote that Wharton would prevent Penn from becoming fully demoralized because it is a capitalist business school. I was wrong; Wharton has succumbed to The Current Thing by launching majors in DEI and ESG. " But it's a capitalist move - supply and demand, baby! And the students who major in this crap are unlikely to be unemployed - their services of harassing people are in high demand in every HR of every corporation in America.
Well said. Crony capitalism is when you get hired solely for your race, gender, or political views
Literally. Who would want to attend the “create a Marxist” workshop or even consider the “Create a Communist Bear” workshop.
Karents who view their children as luxury accessories to show off. Applications reach record highs and acceptance rates each record lows every year. When will the demand side cool off? https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/how-to-karent-progressive-ivy-league
Build a Communist Bear! This is my new favorite workshop. BTW, I took my granddaughters to Build a Bear Workshop recently and found that all “skins” regardless of what cute animal they represented, were just variations of rainbow colors. The girls chose pastel colored bear and bright neon fox, both in rainbow stripes. Other more traditional colors for stuffed animals were not available.
You can add purple hair, tattoos, and piercings all over!
I always learn something when I read your writings. I now understand I attended literally the worst school in the nation for balanced representation of thought. While I sensed it going there, I've never seen the actual data in print. Can you tell me the source of the graph with the red and blue dots representing political representation on campus please? I would be most grateful. PS ...I concur, the BARF acronym elicited a 15 second guffaw!!!