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Somehow I ended up with -10. Must be my defiant attitude toward authority.

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Congrats! Much respect!

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Are you kidding B??? Kurt is a flaming commie. It should have been minus infinity...plus one!

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I got a -9. Although I wouldn’t outright ban them, I’m not a fan of cow farts so I gave myself a little credit for that.

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We ultra stubborn nonconformists need to stick together, .... it makes for more middle fingers. lol

The unasked questions. Yes answers reduce score.

-5 Do you own a gas powered vehicle?

-5 Do you own a firearm?

-5 Do you own more than one box of ammo?

-10 Do you possess more than 1000 rounds of ammo?

-10 Do you or anyone in your family own a large 4X4 truck?

-10 Do you own two or more firearms?

-10 Do you think Jordan Peterson got a raw deal?

-15 Do you own more than three gas powered vehicles?

-15 Do you have more than 5,000 rounds of ammo?

-20 Do you Homeschool?

-30 Do you have at least 6 months to one year worth of storable food?

-100 Did you vote Republican in any of the last three elections?

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-10 (each, at least) for growing a garden, raising chickens, raising other meat sources (cattle, hogs, rabbits, quail, ducks) hunting, homeschooling, know how to make bread, can, ferment, etc...HOMESTEADING STUFF 😊

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All excellent additions. Hmmm, what about

-10 If you required to have a PO Box because you have a Rural Route address.

-3 points for every blue, green, amber, wavy or bubbled Mason

Oh man, that hurt to think about. I had a large box of Green Mason out in the shed. A couple years back I went to get them all out and as I was walking the bottom fell out of the box. Most of them broke in the gravel where they landed. Damn near cried !! That'll take the wind right outta you. Out of all the colored non Mason glass I have, I'd sacrifice them all to have that box of Mason back. I still had a couple other boxes of colored 120yr old Mason jars, but still, I may never get over that. lol

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Oh dang! I only have the new cheap ones but hey I’m still able to put food up so ✅

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They all work, that's what counts.

When I was young I helped Mom make jelly every year when the peaches and plums were ready, she had an acre of jars. After she passed I went through them all and gave away like 15 big boxes of newer jars because I didn't think I'd need them. UGH !! Just a few years later and I wish I had them now. I kept a lot of boxes also, which were very old, old and kinda old. Pretty much everything prior to the 1970s, I still have. I will readily use any of them from the 1930's and up, but the really old ones I won't use. Watching one break in the pot isn't as bad a dropping a whole box, but still don't want to chance it. lol

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Great memories and what a treasure to have both jars and the knowledge. ❤️

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215 - the only one i couldn't answer yes too was the Homeschool question. Our kids are grown and we sent them to a catholic school. We, the parents, were involved daily in their education. ALL of the underpaid teachers either had kids at the school, went there themselves in the past or had kids that went there in the past. All of them were friends of most of the parents. It was almost the same as a large group home school project on a 100 year campus. All of my kids and most of their friends are conservative even after graduating from liberal universities so I'd have to say it was a good choice for us. Small school in a small town helped as well.

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Oh boy. I’m killing it using this list.

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I would change it to: subtract 5 points for every firearm you own.

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Greta Thunberg is cute as buttons. Get me an introduction and I'll sweep her off her feet, and take her off all of our hands. She's not my lord and saviour, but I'll be hers. Zero point bytheway.

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ESG = Everyone Simps for Greta. Leftist women are angry because they don't get laid and don't get laid because they're angry. You should start an NGO to sweep them off their feet, which would also take down all the other NGOs because there would be no one left to staff them.

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As angry and destructive as they are because they don't get laid, in the big picture it's a good thing they're not getting laid because that means they won't reproduce.

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Partisan, are you going to show Greta your Fierljeppen skills? The Dutch are great people. See here to follow along: https://www.expatrepublic.com/fierljeppen-traditional-dutch-pole-jumping/

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She'll be fierling my jeppen, you can bet on that.

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Oh Gosh! THANK YOU for taking one for the team.

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Yes, above and beyond! I hear the Nobel Peace Prize is going begging.....!

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See y’all in the Gulag.

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I’ll be there; looks like I’ll be in good company 😏

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I scored a 0 however I should get bonus points for owning an E-Bike.

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I also have an e-bike, so we can award ourselves 1 point to avoid the gulag.

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+100 points for every flight *ON A PRIVATE JET* you’ve taken this year to attend a climate conference

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I only got a 10. I was striving for a perfect zero, but alas that was impossible because the scoring system was stacked against me - as I am not a straight white or asian male. I guess I could have claimed that I identify as such, but that would be just as ridiculous as when a male says he identifies as a female....

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Oh I didn’t give myself any points for that one since I’m a normal female. A normal male of any race should also probably get a zero if he owns at least one gun legally purchased. As a female with an uncountable number of weapons in my home I probably get a negative score here but just went with zero. 😂

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Free Human is currently the reader at 10 points, but you are welcome to toss them away by becoming transgender and transracial.

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No, I refuse to do either of those equally ridiculous things. I am proud of who I was born as. But like Irunthis1, I also have some number > 1 of weapons in my home, so I guess that means I will take an honorary zero too :)

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HA! I agree wholeheartedly!

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Hard pass. I guess that gives me a ten. Sigh. You should rework this as I don’t think that ALL women are gullible or have woke tendencies despite evidence to the contrary. There’s got to be some way to negate this shocking score!

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I am so far past UNwoke it'd make your head spin. Gullible, sometimes, maybe. 😉😊😋

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The "Holy Grail" of ESG! If one can pull that off ALL other sins are forgiven... And double forgiveness if one has children to offer up.

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Furthermore, do you say DIE instead of DEI?

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I'm voting for DIE. It's much more in line with everything else they're doing. 😏

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See DEI. See DEI DIE. DIE, DEI, DIE! Yep, I'm that old.

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I made it to question 4 and went and joined my local fascist party.

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Gulag for me it seems!

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The Yuri bunkhouse will be the party house

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See ya there! 🍔🍟🍕🎂🍨🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍻🥂 PAR-TEE!

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I currently have a big fat goose egg but I should add that I almost never buy new clothing (outside of bras and underwear because--gross). I buy about 90% second hand. My only exceptions (outside of personal garments) are socks and shirts that say things like “shit show supervisor” and “I do what I want”(with cat sporting middle fingers) because most people with the temerity to buy and wear such tacky shit tend to wear them til they fall apart (in my experiences anyway).

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Love the video at the end of your post.

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I got a 0!

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Scored zero

Loved the Claus penetration cabinet. Shared widely.

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School boards are full of these commissars. Jackson is vast majority black and poor, under her leadership they will get even poorer and fall further behind in education. Vote them out or home school.

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Wrong. You need to get you facts straight. This Jackson is in Michigan. It is not in Mississippi. Jackson MI is 70% white, 20% black.

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I stand corrected. That makes the story far worse. What happened to Michigan?

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Maybe best to ask Moderate Mom who posted the link. While I followed it and some others referenced in it, I did not see overt DEI, unless a dispute between a white male school board member and a black female school board member is somehow related to DEI. Those board members are elected to their positions as I understand it.

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Elected or not, there's a school member with a clear and overt hatred of "whiteness" and school board members shape school policy and curriculum. She goes on during her Twitter posts to dig herself even deeper stating "Whiteness is synonymous with racist.."

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Couple of thoughts:

First, there are what, 8 or 9 members of the board? Even if only 5 or 6, one member, including one whacked by even virulent racism, isn't going to lead any change, and

Second, her Twitter tirades against white people aren't going to move anyone except in the opposite direction - remember it is a 70% white demo.

Much as you might like to eliminate from the podium folks with her views, we are bound to let her speak.

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Her Twitter bio states: Racial Equity Consultant, DEI Specialist, CJ Reform & Social Justice Advocate, Chair-Racial Equity Commission *ViewsAreMine*

https://twitter.com/kchamp06/status/1604361758545788928?s=20&t=n_gfSXmZVYysPhW_50eKiA

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I live 30 min from Jackson Mi. What happened? Uniparty in full force here and Jackson nestled halfway between Detroit and Chicago on the main route. Ironically, Jackson Mi is the birthplace of the Republican Party 🤣

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Yea, Jackson!

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I scored beyond a perfect 110%, even surpassing Taylor Lorenz, as I have the Ass(hole)spiration Credit Card* which lets Noble Gaia Hero me buy all the bugs I need to eat. The only drawback is that it uses those white supremacist US Dollars and not glorious CBDCs.

https://www.aspiration.com/credit?utm_source=makechange

*Good (social) credit required

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Do you think aspiration will go under? I predicted that in my how to predict the future post last month.

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LMAO, I missed that one. "Yoga bubble" is a riot.

So is this:

https://fleetingwest.substack.com/p/when-companies-use-places-to-sell

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Love the brain on drugs graphic.

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