You forgot the part where he gets a semi flaccid boner from celebrating women aborting babies in the third term, and where he throws dollar bills at a "Trans" child dancing like a stripper at an outdoor Democratic fundraiser.
Joking aside, the best(and worst?) thing about your diary is that it's not an absurdist tale, just a comprehensive bildungsroman of someone firmly orbiting the obedience constellation that the ACSE demands.*
Tears of laughter. Yuri, you predicted this, a post of the old rainbow flag and the new "inclusion" flag is really what it feels like in NYC .. I feel relieved at seeing the old flag, and recoil at the new one(s).
And here, the CBC, who lied all through covid and about the truckers, who are disgusting like the BBC NYT ETC, explains how stressful it is for the trans youth who burned a rainbow flag to endure the existence of that terribly un-inclusive, refused to be "updated", rainbow flag.
I can't even finish reading this right now, because I can't stop laughing each time I read a new sentence!
Yuri, it's great that you are diversifying and taking up fiction-writing as well as fact, but you can't write stories that are THIS funny, because not everyone can make it through to the end of it. Oh well, I'll have to come back later when I'm in a worse mood, so that my reading won't be interrupted by uncontrollable laughter.
This is awesome, Yuri! I was going to write an email to you (no, seriously) a few days ago to propose that you should write a book. I never ended up writing it bc I thought maybe it would seem too forthright. Haha (I know 🙄) But I now want to say it right here, out loud: you could write a FANTASTIC book, complete with memes and all.
Upon first glance, I wasn’t sure if I could finish reading this because I can’t relate at all. But, I reconsidered as I felt it would be beneficial for me to see how these individuals think. (I realize it’s fictional, but there’s a bit of truth to it also)
It paid off.
As demented as they are, I can understand how they’ve undergone complete subversion. They are not individuals at all. They are flocks of sheeple who have shepherd(s) who has/have been manipulating their minds for decades. There is not one common sensical ideal in them whatsoever.
Nothing they do or say makes any sense at all. And it’s not their fault. They were born that way. They are not leaders. They are all followers, including all those who think they are in charge or own us. The list is long . . . They’ve been compromised. There’s no helping them. They are too far gone.
All we can do is pray 🙏🏼 they would find their own way back to Truth, Love & Light.
You forgot the part where he gets a semi flaccid boner from celebrating women aborting babies in the third term, and where he throws dollar bills at a "Trans" child dancing like a stripper at an outdoor Democratic fundraiser.
Joking aside, the best(and worst?) thing about your diary is that it's not an absurdist tale, just a comprehensive bildungsroman of someone firmly orbiting the obedience constellation that the ACSE demands.*
*Anti-Christian Satanic Elite
LOOKING FORWARD TO CIRCLING BACK
Excellent post! I'd love to see this becoming an ongoing series. It's almost too true to be satire.
To quote the band Bad Religion, “sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.”
His protagonist is most definitely a 21st century digital boy.
I don’t know how to read, but i’ve got a lot of toys.
Ain't life a mystery yeah!! Hey you want to listen to this Phil Collins tape :)
Hmmmm........I think I know this couple.
I think we have acquaintances in common then :-)
You are a national treasure of sorts;)
Excellent work! Very true to today's leftist crazies....
I’m naming my next dog “Mayor Pete.”
Mock, demean, and ridicule the bastards.
Even criticize them.
Covid role-play involves also singing these great hymns:
https://youtu.be/RAbPBW8vqN0
https://youtu.be/3CJVo4PLTw8
Hard to imagine this could be improved upon. Yet when I think of woke perfection, I think of any tweet by actor Ron Perlman . . . .
Tears of laughter. Yuri, you predicted this, a post of the old rainbow flag and the new "inclusion" flag is really what it feels like in NYC .. I feel relieved at seeing the old flag, and recoil at the new one(s).
And here, the CBC, who lied all through covid and about the truckers, who are disgusting like the BBC NYT ETC, explains how stressful it is for the trans youth who burned a rainbow flag to endure the existence of that terribly un-inclusive, refused to be "updated", rainbow flag.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/brooklyn-fink-ubc-pride-flag-1.3553719
OMG.
I can't even finish reading this right now, because I can't stop laughing each time I read a new sentence!
Yuri, it's great that you are diversifying and taking up fiction-writing as well as fact, but you can't write stories that are THIS funny, because not everyone can make it through to the end of it. Oh well, I'll have to come back later when I'm in a worse mood, so that my reading won't be interrupted by uncontrollable laughter.
Glad you enjoy my strange sense of humor!
This is awesome, Yuri! I was going to write an email to you (no, seriously) a few days ago to propose that you should write a book. I never ended up writing it bc I thought maybe it would seem too forthright. Haha (I know 🙄) But I now want to say it right here, out loud: you could write a FANTASTIC book, complete with memes and all.
Perhaps I could compile all of my posts into a book. Writing one from scratch seems so daunting.
Look up the program by Jennifer Harshman (found on Facebook, Spring Valley, Illinois) for writing books. She is an editor, and a good one at that!
I think that would work quite well. I will help in any way I can.
Upon first glance, I wasn’t sure if I could finish reading this because I can’t relate at all. But, I reconsidered as I felt it would be beneficial for me to see how these individuals think. (I realize it’s fictional, but there’s a bit of truth to it also)
It paid off.
As demented as they are, I can understand how they’ve undergone complete subversion. They are not individuals at all. They are flocks of sheeple who have shepherd(s) who has/have been manipulating their minds for decades. There is not one common sensical ideal in them whatsoever.
Nothing they do or say makes any sense at all. And it’s not their fault. They were born that way. They are not leaders. They are all followers, including all those who think they are in charge or own us. The list is long . . . They’ve been compromised. There’s no helping them. They are too far gone.
All we can do is pray 🙏🏼 they would find their own way back to Truth, Love & Light.
Thanks for the enlightenment.
Namaste 🙏🏼
Suze
Modern day Branch Covidians - with their “koolaid” injections. It’s a cult.
"OMG....you can throw a ball through a circle..."