32 Comments

You forgot the part where he gets a semi flaccid boner from celebrating women aborting babies in the third term, and where he throws dollar bills at a "Trans" child dancing like a stripper at an outdoor Democratic fundraiser.

Expand full comment

Joking aside, the best(and worst?) thing about your diary is that it's not an absurdist tale, just a comprehensive bildungsroman of someone firmly orbiting the obedience constellation that the ACSE demands.*

*Anti-Christian Satanic Elite

Expand full comment

“Our dog Mayor Pete”—hilarious! 😆

Expand full comment

LOOKING FORWARD TO CIRCLING BACK

Expand full comment

To quote the band Bad Religion, “sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.”

Expand full comment

His protagonist is most definitely a 21st century digital boy.

Expand full comment

I don’t know how to read, but i’ve got a lot of toys.

Expand full comment

Ain't life a mystery yeah!! Hey you want to listen to this Phil Collins tape :)

Expand full comment

Excellent post! I'd love to see this becoming an ongoing series. It's almost too true to be satire.

Expand full comment

So many legit lols you are an inspiration. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Expand full comment

Mock, demean, and ridicule the bastards.

Even criticize them.

Expand full comment

Excellent work! Very true to today's leftist crazies....

Expand full comment

Covid role-play involves also singing these great hymns:

https://youtu.be/RAbPBW8vqN0

https://youtu.be/3CJVo4PLTw8

Expand full comment

Hard to imagine this could be improved upon. Yet when I think of woke perfection, I think of any tweet by actor Ron Perlman . . . .

Expand full comment

Hmmmm........I think I know this couple.

Expand full comment

I think we have acquaintances in common then :-)

Expand full comment

You are a national treasure of sorts;)

Expand full comment

I’m naming my next dog “Mayor Pete.”

Expand full comment

This is awesome, Yuri! I was going to write an email to you (no, seriously) a few days ago to propose that you should write a book. I never ended up writing it bc I thought maybe it would seem too forthright. Haha (I know 🙄) But I now want to say it right here, out loud: you could write a FANTASTIC book, complete with memes and all.

Expand full comment

Perhaps I could compile all of my posts into a book. Writing one from scratch seems so daunting.

Expand full comment

Look up the program by Jennifer Harshman (found on Facebook, Spring Valley, Illinois) for writing books. She is an editor, and a good one at that!

Expand full comment

I think that would work quite well. I will help in any way I can.

Expand full comment

Tears of laughter. Yuri, you predicted this, a post of the old rainbow flag and the new "inclusion" flag is really what it feels like in NYC .. I feel relieved at seeing the old flag, and recoil at the new one(s).

And here, the CBC, who lied all through covid and about the truckers, who are disgusting like the BBC NYT ETC, explains how stressful it is for the trans youth who burned a rainbow flag to endure the existence of that terribly un-inclusive, refused to be "updated", rainbow flag.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/brooklyn-fink-ubc-pride-flag-1.3553719

Expand full comment

OMG.

I can't even finish reading this right now, because I can't stop laughing each time I read a new sentence!

Yuri, it's great that you are diversifying and taking up fiction-writing as well as fact, but you can't write stories that are THIS funny, because not everyone can make it through to the end of it. Oh well, I'll have to come back later when I'm in a worse mood, so that my reading won't be interrupted by uncontrollable laughter.

Expand full comment

Glad you enjoy my strange sense of humor!

Expand full comment