How To Get into Harvard (Part 6) - The Class of 2028

Digging into subversive survey data from the incoming freshman class at a Demoralized DIEvy League university

Comrades: The Demoralized DIEvy League is grooming another crop of Red Guards to become our future commissar overlords. One school’s student newspaper surveyed the incoming first-years (freshman is now considered a politically incorrect gendered term). The terrifying results demonstrate an urgent need to subvert their subversion.

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