How To Sing "Poor Womxn South of Portland"

A parody of "Rich Men North of Richmond", as sung by an NPC

Comrades: “Rich Men North of Richmond” is the song of 2023. Oliver Anthony became the first artist in history to debut at #1 on the Billboard charts. Hats off to him for a masterpiece that will echo through the ages.

However, Oliver is a privileged cis white male. We need a song that represents the struggle of the intersectional oppressed LGBTQIA+ BIPOC …