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CindyArizona's avatar

Since none of those offers spoke about producing your items while achieving zero carbon emissions thus saving the planet from turning into a fiery hell by 2030 the only prudent thing to do is respectfully decline all of the sharks offers. Perhaps, if they agreed to have Greta Thunberg as their CEO a satisfactory arrangement could be reached.

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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

How dare you!

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Gracchus's avatar

Racist!

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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

Fascist!

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Renee Morris's avatar

Darn near spilled my coffee laughing out loud at "My co-founder Garfield (they/meow) is a trans cat with a gluten allergy." Still laughing as I type this. Thanks, Yuri!

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Aaron Lane's avatar

Came here to say this. I shot coffee out my nose when I read (them/meow)! So funny!

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Renee Morris's avatar

😂🙌🏻

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Jim Davidson's avatar

I have looked every once in a few months at that Shark Tank show and they never have any sharks eating any of the co-hosts. I am disappoint.

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bestuvall's avatar

they taste terrible..

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Jim Davidson's avatar

Cue the Starkist Tuna announcer, "We don't want show hosts with good taste. We want show hosts that taste good." Wait, what?

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Jessica J's avatar

Karenland Fupaz 🤣🤣🤣 those memes the 38 year old consumer. 😂 🤣

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Van Ivey's avatar

Absolutely brilliant. Needs to be govmint mandated.

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Sue Flavin's avatar

Funny, sad and maddening.

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Riff Raffer's avatar

😂😂👍🏻

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John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

$54+/month is a bit steep. Throw in some skinny jeans and hair dye in an unnatural color and you've got a deal.

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Doug Young's avatar

Since Mark Cuban was one of the prominent early COVID bedwetters, hiring spies to narc on small businesses, in Dallas of all places, trying to accelerate that generally defiant city into a Karenland FUPAZ, you have to make sure he's one of the primary investors. He has made one recent business error, though, by bringing in the notoriously defiant Kyrie Irving, so Mark may be getting soft. Tough call.

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Sue Flavin's avatar

Good one.

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Phyerlites's avatar

Brilliant post! Thank you Sir.

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Dallas Mediator's avatar

Comrade - suggestion: all products need to be delivered by carbon-free/net-zero vehicles and fully recyclable!

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Stephanie Loomis's avatar

The 1984 meme, tho

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TheUnSilentMajority's avatar

I'm still laughing at the cover of Madden 25. Thanks for that one. I used to love the Chiefs and now I root for them to lose because I'm so sick of Taylor Swift.

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