Awesome as always. I truly despise those “in this house” signs btw because anyone with any sense knows that if you disagree with any of the items on the list the “Love” mysteriously disappears…
I think you are being a responsible communist with this level headed capitalist move to confront the hateful capitalist oppressors by capitalising on the reasonable current thing that will bring in much personal capital to fight the system that feeds you - Go with Mark - his connections with the CCP is more powerful than any threat Lori was on about with the FBI. When can we get the device?
The Current Thing Company is missing a "Team" page with soyfaced bugmen, their pronouns, and bios. No pictures of an obviously forced-to-be-happy team. No mention of irrelevant startup advisors with dubious experience as "entrepreneurs." No mention of B Corp status. And where's the list of investors from funds nobody cares about?
I rate this incoming journo DEI struggle session hit piece/10.
Yuri! Great! Would you and Tex be down for a prank day? I have in mind going around door to door in neighborhoods and knocking on homes with the "Hate Has No Home Here ... ..." and "We Spread Love" lawn signs and asking (on camera), "Hi! We noticed you are the only person on these three blocks that disavow hate. How do you live in the midst of so many hateful neighbors in your island of love? <wait for answer> Well, we want to thank you for taking such a bold and courageous stand against hate. God bless you."
Your writings do wonders for my soul, thank you for the laughs, right now the only thing that helps with my overwhelming feeling of anger and frustration. Thank you.
You brutal homophobe and racist! How dare you propose June for Current Thing Month. This is Pride Month and Juneteenth too! Cancel the Colonizer!!
(Yuri laughs as he has a ready made launch of Cancel the Colonizer outrage packs and a 13th month free complete with 13 jacket vanity patches) MuaHaHaHaHaHa Haaaaa!
Thanks for sharing your endeavor Tovarisch. We all know..."you didn't build that!" Since this came from the collective conscience of the proletariat, I demand my percentage as a foundational stakeholder. If you decide against this, I will notify the local BLM and ANTIFA chapters to come burn you out in a mostly peaceful protest.
Applause and accolades! Please send it in ti the Shark Tank for real. Who knows? Maybe the guy selecting ideas is working his last day when your suggestion comes up, and he'll include it as a "Thank you for firing me"-sign?
Brilliant. This is a winner. Sign me up for 10% of the equity. You exemplify true kindness and compassion for the perpetual pain and anxiety of our Karens who live in extreme fear of being Behind on the current thing and who desire to be Ahead of the current thing. Signs could include “stop Christian nationalists”, j6 insurrectionists caused inflation” and “reality is deception”
To show solidarity with the lower socioeconomic classes and in deference to ESG, consider non -premium memberships of $24.20 per month. This subscription would include recently current current things that could be recycled from the premium members, such as “follow the science”, “ safe and effective” and “gas the unvaccinated”. Added bonus for these members include expired Covid tests.
Obviously, government mandates are desirable and easily obtainable with appropriate kickbacks. While we live in a free country, freedom isn’t free is and insubordinate citizens who refuse subscriptions must pay. Penalties for non compliance could include cutting off power and water, freezing bank accounts and directing the national security to get involved. They will come around in due course..
Awesome as always. I truly despise those “in this house” signs btw because anyone with any sense knows that if you disagree with any of the items on the list the “Love” mysteriously disappears…
https://imgur.com/a/VKfXdRk
In this house we believe
Uralic Lives Matter
All Cops Are Bantus
A Free Tibet Depends on a Nuclear-Armed Mongolia
The Levant is the Sphincter of Africa - And the Mediterranean is its Bedpan
https://www.pfyshop.com/products/in-this-house-we-believe-bigfoot-is-real-yard-sign-reddit-bigfoot-yard-sign-for-sale-678
This is such an awesome idea! :-) Will outrage culture die the death of commercialization ad absurdum?
Liberals will just love it.
Excellent stuff.
You are an artist
You made me blush
I think you are being a responsible communist with this level headed capitalist move to confront the hateful capitalist oppressors by capitalising on the reasonable current thing that will bring in much personal capital to fight the system that feeds you - Go with Mark - his connections with the CCP is more powerful than any threat Lori was on about with the FBI. When can we get the device?
Nice to see you, Comrade Winston. How are things going at the Records Department in the Ministry of Truth?
Comrade you know I can't talk about work.
Brilliant! So glad I checked out the links! 😆
The Current Thing Company is missing a "Team" page with soyfaced bugmen, their pronouns, and bios. No pictures of an obviously forced-to-be-happy team. No mention of irrelevant startup advisors with dubious experience as "entrepreneurs." No mention of B Corp status. And where's the list of investors from funds nobody cares about?
I rate this incoming journo DEI struggle session hit piece/10.
Yuri! Great! Would you and Tex be down for a prank day? I have in mind going around door to door in neighborhoods and knocking on homes with the "Hate Has No Home Here ... ..." and "We Spread Love" lawn signs and asking (on camera), "Hi! We noticed you are the only person on these three blocks that disavow hate. How do you live in the midst of so many hateful neighbors in your island of love? <wait for answer> Well, we want to thank you for taking such a bold and courageous stand against hate. God bless you."
Love it.
hey, "let's not get God involved" !!
Priceless!
Your writings do wonders for my soul, thank you for the laughs, right now the only thing that helps with my overwhelming feeling of anger and frustration. Thank you.
Laughter is the best medicine and Dr. Bezmenov's pharmacy is open.
as The post-covid pharmacist, both physicality and socially (I'm over it!), I'd like to ask if you're hiring 😉
Oh my God, this was absolutely hilarious. I'm dying. 😂
You brutal homophobe and racist! How dare you propose June for Current Thing Month. This is Pride Month and Juneteenth too! Cancel the Colonizer!!
(Yuri laughs as he has a ready made launch of Cancel the Colonizer outrage packs and a 13th month free complete with 13 jacket vanity patches) MuaHaHaHaHaHa Haaaaa!
Thanks for sharing your endeavor Tovarisch. We all know..."you didn't build that!" Since this came from the collective conscience of the proletariat, I demand my percentage as a foundational stakeholder. If you decide against this, I will notify the local BLM and ANTIFA chapters to come burn you out in a mostly peaceful protest.
Applause and accolades! Please send it in ti the Shark Tank for real. Who knows? Maybe the guy selecting ideas is working his last day when your suggestion comes up, and he'll include it as a "Thank you for firing me"-sign?
Brilliant. This is a winner. Sign me up for 10% of the equity. You exemplify true kindness and compassion for the perpetual pain and anxiety of our Karens who live in extreme fear of being Behind on the current thing and who desire to be Ahead of the current thing. Signs could include “stop Christian nationalists”, j6 insurrectionists caused inflation” and “reality is deception”
To show solidarity with the lower socioeconomic classes and in deference to ESG, consider non -premium memberships of $24.20 per month. This subscription would include recently current current things that could be recycled from the premium members, such as “follow the science”, “ safe and effective” and “gas the unvaccinated”. Added bonus for these members include expired Covid tests.
Obviously, government mandates are desirable and easily obtainable with appropriate kickbacks. While we live in a free country, freedom isn’t free is and insubordinate citizens who refuse subscriptions must pay. Penalties for non compliance could include cutting off power and water, freezing bank accounts and directing the national security to get involved. They will come around in due course..
Haha