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Sorry Commiela, you can’t buff a turd.

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Hahaha. My Hungarian grandmother used to say, "You can't tarnish titanium and you can't shine sh*t." It sounds very nice in Hungarian :-)

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Brilliant! - As Kamalalala sits in her bunker with wine and hangovers, Joe awaits her to drop to her knees one last time.......

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As Dougie Emhoff said: "Kamala did what Kamala always does. She put her head down and went to work."

I still can't believe this is a real quote - no joke!

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Willie predicted that she would never be president. Gotta hear the man, he "knows" her very well

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Well, she went someplace, but I don't think she's ever really worked a day in her life. I mean, she certainly didn't do any work for the past four years, that's for sure. Hahaha! But, you are absolutely correct.

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I think you're missing the sexual angle as in 'giving head'..to.. Willie Brown et al.

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Douglas Craig Emhoff, his full name, should know. These are anagrams of his name - no joke!

– Disgraceful homo fag

– Gigolo charades muff

– For a demagogic flush

– Mucoid offal shagger

https://baldmichael.substack.com/p/carry-on-follow-that-kamala-kamala?utm_source=publication-search

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Does not work for us Germans. Words have different meanings 🤣

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Kammy was always speaking in tongues anyway. Even Americans couldn't make it out.

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It's as Trump said regarding Biden, "I don't understand what he just said, and I don't think he does either."

So applies to Harris as well.

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Word Salad 🥗

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Anagram of her full name – aka AI drivel harms. No surprises there then.

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yes, I know. and though i only know a handful of German words the more i learn the less this entire format works.

i mean even I know what "das war eine befel" means ( please pardon my bad german spelling

but the trick is to suspend disbelief, if at all possible.

this is satire after all

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Maybe there is some Nixon clip Germans can use Though a lot of Germans speak English

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Yuri, I thought of you this morning, and I hope you and your family are enjoying a beautiful, relaxing, celebratory day ☺️ You deserve it.

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It's a new day in America!

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And am I ever relieved. I really think that, had Mammy Kammy been elected, she would have installed Hillary Clinton as the Director of Biden’s failed Department of Misinformation.

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This is pure gold, thanks for the laugh!

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Did you quit your day job with the KGB? You’re looking pretty invested in this new media gig.

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BOOM! Yuri hits ANOTHER ONE out of the park! Great fun!

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🤣 They're more stoned on denialism and copium than a slumping fenty fiend staggering through Seattle traffic.

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A masterpiece.

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"It’s OK, California will pay for our child castration/murder."

Devastating.

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One of my favorite lines.

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Best version of Downfall ever!

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One of your best. Thanks for the laugh out loud moments.

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Excellent work.

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Hilarious!! It’s almost like you were there!! You forgot, “Call me General!!”, and, “Don’t look me in the eyes when I speak to you!”

Somehow, I suspect that Das Fuhrer was more personable than Kamala.

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Say what you want about Dolphie, dude could string together a cogent sentence, was possessed of a modicum of charisma and could rock one of the most ridiculous facial hair configurations ever invented by some guy shaving.

There is no way Kamala could compete.

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This one is one of my favorites, Yuri! Keep 'em coming!

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AWESOME

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