How To Win the Group Chat Revolution
The vital role of group chats and memes in winning the counter-cultural revolution with parallels to the original American Revolution - plus an update on the Yuri comrade network and group chat launch
Comrades: Group chats shift vibes.
Our brains spark ideas. Ideas are debated and refined in group chats. Group chats evolve into memes, Tweets, and Substacks. Memes, Tweets, and Substacks move the Overton window. Now they have culminated into a massive vibe shift and a major electoral victory in the counter-cultural revolution.
Billions of group chats have formed over the past decade on Twitter, Signal, WhatsApp, Discord, and Telegram. In our interconnected world, families and friends who rarely see each other can remain close with daily text and meme banter. During the dark days of lockdowns and riots, they grew exponentially because they were the only places free of self-censorship. Instead of gathering in pubs and publishing pamphlets to air grievances like the founding fathers (many of whom wrote as anons), we convened in digital locker rooms and shitposted. New bonds were forged. Steel sharpened steel. Timelines merged, newsfeeds amplified. Most of your favorite Substack and Twitter accounts probably didn’t exist before 2020. A good time was had by all, full of laughter and learning. But the regime kept pushing for total control.
In America’s current counter-cultural revolution, the main advantages that the institutionalized hold over the instinctuals are organization and repetition. Like the establishment Redcoat empire of old, they command massive resources. In the early days of the meme wars, they dominated any open field battle with superior firepower and conventional tactics. MSM and Antifa/BLM Red Guard struggle session mobs intimidated and suppressed opposition. Boston Tea Parties were put down by Boston Massacres of censorship. Doxxing “journalist” activists came after
and Lomez. Lawfare claimed several casualties, most notably and aka Ricky Vaughn. Steven Bannon and Peter Navarro were thrown onto prison ships. Yet we persisted.Group chats and social media changed the game. Like the legendary Swamp Foxes, rag tag groups of patriots gathered out of sight in encrypted backwaters. We refined new guerrilla tactics for years, skirmishing and probing the weakening gaps. Like the Continental Army in Valley Forge, we endured a “winter of severe illness and death”. We banned black pills and chugged white pills. Militias rallied around Trump as they did with Washington, using memes instead of muskets. Elon served as Marquis de Lafayette, another patriotic immigrant arriving at a critical moment. The South African-American spent $44 billion to buy Twitter and protect free speech, just as the French provided funding and supplies while breaking through the British blockade. That final push turned the tide. The autist army surged into Yorktown. We seized the memes of production and took our country back.
DOGE was memed into existence:
Institutionalized PMC NPCs who self-selected out of fun group chats live atomized lives without free speech. They exist in a barren monoculture wasteland with no diverse of thought flora or comedic fauna. There is no feedback loop of learning and adaptation. Day to day, they have no outlet for their opinions. They cannot speak freely at work. They cannot speak freely at home, especially since so many live alone or in a longhouse. They are isolated and scared in suspended animation. The 5th of November was another shock to their systems. Group chats grew from 2 to 4 to 8 and in aggregate turned into 75 million popular votes, yet they still don’t grasp how much the earth has shifted under them. Let’s hope they find their way out of the meme cave prison and welcome them into the light.
The ultimate step of group chats is to convert them into communities IRL. This samizdat has led to many friendships - y’all know who you are and I thank you for being part of this journey. We are rebuilding a high trust society from the bottom-up. This is just the end of the beginning for another 250 years of American prosperity. The Yuri comrade network for paid subscribers is hundreds strong and has held meetups in over a dozen cities across America - join the party here:
***If you upgrade to founding member at $420.69 (as the prophecy foretold), you will be invited to the new Yuri group chat.
Michael Crichton (RIP) predicted globalist consoomerism in his 1995 novel The Lost World:
“Because it means the end of innovation” Malcolm said. "This idea that the whole world is wired together is mass death. Every biologist knows that small groups in isolation evolve fastest. You put a thousand birds on an ocean island and they'll evolve very fast. You put ten thousand on a big continent, and their evolution slows down.
Now, for our own species, evolution occurs mostly through our behavior. We innovate new behavior to adapt. And everybody on earth knows that innovation only occurs in small groups. Put three people on a committee and they may get something done. Ten people, and it gets harder. Thirty people, and nothing happens. Thirty million, it becomes impossible. That's the effect of mass media - it keeps anything from happening.
Mass media swamps diversity. It makes every place the same. Bangkok or Tokyo or London: there's a McDonald's on one corner, a Benetton on another, a Gap across the street. Regional differences vanish. All differences vanish. In a mass-media world, there's less of everything except the top ten books, records, movies, ideas. People worry about losing species diversity in the rain forest. But what about intellectual diversity - our most necessary resource? That's disappearing faster than trees.
But we haven't figured that out, so now we're planning to put five billion people together in cyberspace. And it'll freeze the entire species. Everything will stop dead in its tracks. Everyone will think the same thing at the same time. Global uniformity.”
God, I miss Michael Crichton! Such a wonderful mind to have gone from us way too soon. I have felt like I was living in a "Lost world" for so long I've become extremely skeptical that we can dig ourselves out of the hole we have created for ourselves. Like Fox Mulder I want to believe and share El Gato's ebullience, but I'll believe it when I see it. The Swamp has already put its latest model in charge of the Senate. The GOP majority in the House is razor thin, and I've seen a lot of good people and ideas go down in flames in my 70 years, a la Who's The Punk Meets The Godfather. Keep the victory dance short and show us the results.
I’d like the shirt without the words covering his eyes… it’s disconcerting