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That groom is the epitome of “Beta-Simp”.

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I’d bet all my substack earnings that the girl boss has more testosterone than her soy boy

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why is he holding the bouquet in that couples picture? Gross!

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Because he's a GAE.

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Can we just appreciate that Patrick Bateman and CHUCKY are bantering here? Love to see it.

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Chucky is much more based than Patrick Bateman because we know for sure Chucky killed all those people. We’re not sure if Patrick Bateman’s atrocities in American Psycho were just his psychotic fantasies.

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Regarding your GAE comment, we turn to Jean-Claude Van Damme for a proper response in his stellar appearance in Double Impact:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq8FPCRC9xA

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If we could only turn baxk time...

https://youtu.be/9n3A_-HRFfc

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LOLOLOLOL

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This gets to the illegitimacy of their case against Trump. But then, legitimacy is not an issue for them, *only* outcomes.

Here's what I posted previously:

There's no chance that the Trump jury is going to vote NOT guilty.

The only way they don't vote guilty -- is if the case is dismissed. Which I don't think it will be. I believe that they [Bragg and his handlers] wouldn't have gone this far -- unless they *knew* that the case would go to trial, and they could get a conviction on some nonsense charge, because that's the only outcome that doesn't damage their political position.

We all know it's nonsense, but these leftists don't care about the law. They'll make up the law at this point to get a conviction -- even if they know it will be overturned on appeal.

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Which is why Trump should've told Fat Alvin to go fuck himself and not turned himself in or participated in the kangaroo court show trial. He should've remained in FL and told Bragg, "Come get me, fat boy!" By surrendering himself and participating, he gives this charade and Alvin "Fat Fuck" Bragg the imprimatur of legitimacy and authority. He's lucky this kangaroo court judge allowed him to leave the jurisdiction of NY and didn't order him to home confinement at Trump Tower.

Trump keeps making mistake after mistake... makes me wonder if he's just been an Emmanuel Goldstein figure all along.

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Cringey narcissism and Woke snarky leaders? Who knew? Thanks for the running commentary.

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Super cringey photo of bride and groom. You are right, her posture and literal, flexing in that is nauseating.

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The groom forgot to wear his collar and leash.

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Don't worry, I'm sure he is wearing his chastity pee pee cage.

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Lol!

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And I’m so glad she hit the Yuri train! “If she had a non-political job or a father who wasn’t overseeing Trump’s trial or made her Facebook page private, I would have left her alone. Congrats Loren - you hit the trifecta!”

I mean...my mornings would be pretty dull without your posts and those of one other person I love reading.

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Don’t forget that all Kamala wants is “Fweedom.”

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she got all "bidenish" when she told that "story"

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It was all fated from the day they named her Loren instead of the more traditional and feminine Lauren.

Names matter.

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And actually, they should have gone for a different final syllable, anyway, since their last name is Merchan. These are important considerations when naming a baby. In Japan, people count kanji strokes to make sure the stroke count in given + family names adds up to a "good" number. Of course that is now fading away as more people give their babies cringey foreign-sounding names like Maririn, Ema, Risa, and the like (trend only affecting girl names as far as I know, interestingly).

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those "open mouth" photos. make me think black flies will zoom out at nay minute. or another thought comes to mind... disgusting horribke thoughts. LOL. thanks for posting the truth..

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Preparation for human centipede

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This is like the equivalent of smash and grab with no accountability or justice. Very sad.

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Thanks for sharing the deets on another Regime op. Bet you're REALLY glad you fled NYC now!

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Cringey is the word! Thanks Tovarisch.

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She looks like Scary Poppins' sister.

How the hell are all these people the exact same person!??!

To paraphrase another great Soviet dissident, Yakov Smirnoff:

"In 21st century, computer programs you!"

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Theater kid doppelgängers, maybe it is the same actress playing multiple NPC roles

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Good work! Thanks for supplying that useful information.

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Newhouse School. I could have guessed that. Syracuse University churns out only the finest comrades.

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She also worked on Adam "I lead sham impeachment trials" Schiff campaign, see Paul Sperry twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/2s4yu9yj

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Thanks comrade. I took a screenshot of his glowing reference and all the other campaigns she supported. Source is the company webpage: https://authentic.org/clients/

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You are welcome comrade. Thanks for the authentic link. They are authentic all right. On the Home page they highlight the importance of authenticity and the backdrop is a video clip of Kamala.

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