VOTE for the worst LinkedIn flexes in 3 categories: Cringiest team virtue signal, biggest money loser, and most enthusiastic bootlicking court eunuch - plus a white pill based LinkedIn post at the end
Thanks for your breakdown of LinkedIn. I've had a LinkedIn account for professional purposes since its inception. However, it became obvious over the last decade that its mission aggressively changed from being a simple professional networking site to something much more sinister. The flexes that you highlighted demonstrate the ideological path that LinkedIn has taken.
LinkedIn was particularly odious during the peak of Corona and BLM madness. Companies using LinkedIn as a chance to flaunt vaccine compliance and advertise their support for BLM. Employees advertising how many shots they received in their newsfeed with the classic "thumbs up" selfie as they received their shot.
LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft, which explains all propaganda supporting the jabs and wokeness. Your profile pic is a LinkedIn flex on its own. Direct line from DEI to a kleptomaniac crossdresser in charge of our nuclear waste.
Reid Hoffman, founder and "executive" chairman of LinkedIn, makes Reed Hastings (founder of Netflix) look like a member of the John Birch Society in comparison. Speaking of mockery, the aforementioned founder appears as if he never let a carbohydrate slip his grasp.
I intuit from the Twitter files reporting and other reporting that LinkedIn was on the forefront of cooperation with the various national security agencies to keep us "safe" from "harmful" content by deleting posts and banning users. Where Twitter may have questioned its level of cooperation, LinkedIn faced no so such dilemma.
I hope Comrade Bezmenov's readers don't pay a dime for upgraded "premium" service. Use it solely for mockery.
I'd like to know what sort of purification rituals you undergo after preparing each post? This stuff is extraordinarily toxic and melts flesh off bones with repeated exposure. And yet you remain healthy enough to do it over and over for our benefit!
I wear a sturdy anti-demoralization hazmat suit. It has weathered ~20 years of the spiritual Chernobyl of living in a FUPAZ, working for a WEF Wehrmacht corporation, and attending an "elite" university.
Gosh Tovarisch, I don't know where to start. I trusted you, former KGB commie on the run that you are, but have begun to see cracks in the narrative. It is now obvious that you are using algorithms to skew the vote tallies, plus I think that Baby Yulia was caught on camera repeatedly feeding a box of ballots into the vote counting machine after bedtime. How do I know all this with certainty??? Well, there is no way a tranny losing 6 billion can be outperforming a real gal that lost 214 billion. In the paraphrased words of Hillarious, "that requires a suspension of disbelief!"
If Yuri somehow fortifies this election by using algorithms and Baby Yulia to stuff the ballot boxes with “ballots,” denying the people’s choice Alissa her rightful victory, it will be the death blow to Our Democracy and will do nothing to foster the dialogue and open a conversation about equity for those of us who are transgendered lesbian POC otherkins with a passion for social justice.
LinkedIn is worse than the trash on Twitter (don't have an account), Facebook (don't have an account), and Instagram (don't have an account) because the platform is supposed to be for business professionals, not professional d-bags.
Can't vote, comrade. I'm a paid subscriber, but when I try to vote, it gives me the "only subscribers can vote" pop-up. When I click on it, it tells me "something has gone wrong" in red, my favorite color... I feel like I'm being systemically disenfranchised and my voice doesn't matter.
Thanks for flagging. Are you using desktop or app? It appears to be working for everyone else, as the votes are rolling in. If you're still having trouble, just harvest ballots and mail them in next week after the polls close so your preferred candidate wins.
Update: I was able to make my voice heard and strengthen Our Democracy by using the Substack app. Early returns show Alissa winning in a landslide; you might be able to call that race now, like Fox News called the AZ race for Biden with .7% of the votes in... the 3rd race is neck and neck... I see my preferred candidate in the 1st race is down by a lot, but I take solace in the fact that he’ll soon be cuckholded by a bull with a BBC, if he’s not already.
You only think our mobocracy has been strengthened...🤨 However, it has recently come out on Faux News that our beloved Tovarisch is using Dominion machines with Smartmatic software. I think we all know where that is headed.
I was using desktop. I’ll try with the app, and if I still have a problem, I’ll harvest ballots from the old age home and ghetto hood and mail them in.
You've outdone yourself -- again -- Comrade! Did not realize MS owned LinkedIn, but not surprised. An interesting bit of trivia is that LinkedIn has not (I don't believe) censored Stu Scheller https://www.linkedin.com/in/stuartscheller/. Anyway, just gleefully posted a link to this substack on LinkedIn.
Funny this all is, Yuri, comrade! Something about LinkdIn bugged me about 6 yrs ago when poof! It showed up on my laptop. Never of any use for business other than others desperately trying to connect with others their virtue and Existence.
The same Something that stunk of Lies at lockdown. And had me avoid poisons. And most MDs.
The same Something that makes me fatigue of rainbows( except the beautiful real ones).
But hey, i’m a different sort of cat. The guy who in hi school declined the nomination for Most Popular student. Groupthink just didn’t do it for me.
Keep up the great work, Yuri. You’ve taught me so much since that YT lecture on “ how to have another country without firing a single shot”
While I maintain a LinkedIn account, mostly to repost blogs I write on Substack, it is turgid and eyerolling with excessive self promotion and preening. I get marketing and communicating, and certainly see value in job seeking and hiring. But what gets me are the self-appointed police who descend upon posts they find "too political." Good grief, just scroll on, already.
Thanks for your breakdown of LinkedIn. I've had a LinkedIn account for professional purposes since its inception. However, it became obvious over the last decade that its mission aggressively changed from being a simple professional networking site to something much more sinister. The flexes that you highlighted demonstrate the ideological path that LinkedIn has taken.
LinkedIn was particularly odious during the peak of Corona and BLM madness. Companies using LinkedIn as a chance to flaunt vaccine compliance and advertise their support for BLM. Employees advertising how many shots they received in their newsfeed with the classic "thumbs up" selfie as they received their shot.
LinkedIn is owned by Microsoft, which explains all propaganda supporting the jabs and wokeness. Your profile pic is a LinkedIn flex on its own. Direct line from DEI to a kleptomaniac crossdresser in charge of our nuclear waste.
"Direct line from DEI to a kleptomaniac crossdresser in charge of our nuclear waste."
It's a f***ed up world we live in.
Reid Hoffman, founder and "executive" chairman of LinkedIn, makes Reed Hastings (founder of Netflix) look like a member of the John Birch Society in comparison. Speaking of mockery, the aforementioned founder appears as if he never let a carbohydrate slip his grasp.
I intuit from the Twitter files reporting and other reporting that LinkedIn was on the forefront of cooperation with the various national security agencies to keep us "safe" from "harmful" content by deleting posts and banning users. Where Twitter may have questioned its level of cooperation, LinkedIn faced no so such dilemma.
I hope Comrade Bezmenov's readers don't pay a dime for upgraded "premium" service. Use it solely for mockery.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/03/linkedins-reid-hoffman-visited-jeffrey-epsteins-private-island/
Replying to my own comment with a link to NY Post reporting concerning Reid Hoffman and Epstein's Island.
Love your name! 😆
I'd like to know what sort of purification rituals you undergo after preparing each post? This stuff is extraordinarily toxic and melts flesh off bones with repeated exposure. And yet you remain healthy enough to do it over and over for our benefit!
I wear a sturdy anti-demoralization hazmat suit. It has weathered ~20 years of the spiritual Chernobyl of living in a FUPAZ, working for a WEF Wehrmacht corporation, and attending an "elite" university.
Dylan Mulvaney's twisted face is de facto the face of demonic possession.
Love that you gave us a cleanser with Mr. Aboyeji's beautiful post.
Optimism and hope are now traits of the courageous.
Another classic from the best freedom-loving writer on the Internet.
Gosh Tovarisch, I don't know where to start. I trusted you, former KGB commie on the run that you are, but have begun to see cracks in the narrative. It is now obvious that you are using algorithms to skew the vote tallies, plus I think that Baby Yulia was caught on camera repeatedly feeding a box of ballots into the vote counting machine after bedtime. How do I know all this with certainty??? Well, there is no way a tranny losing 6 billion can be outperforming a real gal that lost 214 billion. In the paraphrased words of Hillarious, "that requires a suspension of disbelief!"
If Yuri somehow fortifies this election by using algorithms and Baby Yulia to stuff the ballot boxes with “ballots,” denying the people’s choice Alissa her rightful victory, it will be the death blow to Our Democracy and will do nothing to foster the dialogue and open a conversation about equity for those of us who are transgendered lesbian POC otherkins with a passion for social justice.
Yep! What's a non-binary, non-human identifying, common, person of otherworldly plasma (POOP) to do?
Comrade: I'm glad I found your Substack via Notes. Enjoyed the article.
-Sub-Comandante 0.0 salutes you!
Thank you for diving into the deep pit of narcissistic sludge that is the PMC/NPC cesspool of LinkedIn.
LinkedIn is worse than the trash on Twitter (don't have an account), Facebook (don't have an account), and Instagram (don't have an account) because the platform is supposed to be for business professionals, not professional d-bags.
Can't vote, comrade. I'm a paid subscriber, but when I try to vote, it gives me the "only subscribers can vote" pop-up. When I click on it, it tells me "something has gone wrong" in red, my favorite color... I feel like I'm being systemically disenfranchised and my voice doesn't matter.
Thanks for flagging. Are you using desktop or app? It appears to be working for everyone else, as the votes are rolling in. If you're still having trouble, just harvest ballots and mail them in next week after the polls close so your preferred candidate wins.
Update: I was able to make my voice heard and strengthen Our Democracy by using the Substack app. Early returns show Alissa winning in a landslide; you might be able to call that race now, like Fox News called the AZ race for Biden with .7% of the votes in... the 3rd race is neck and neck... I see my preferred candidate in the 1st race is down by a lot, but I take solace in the fact that he’ll soon be cuckholded by a bull with a BBC, if he’s not already.
You only think our mobocracy has been strengthened...🤨 However, it has recently come out on Faux News that our beloved Tovarisch is using Dominion machines with Smartmatic software. I think we all know where that is headed.
I was using desktop. I’ll try with the app, and if I still have a problem, I’ll harvest ballots from the old age home and ghetto hood and mail them in.
come on ..even my dog got to vote. ( he wants Spuds back on the bud can)
I'm glad I read this before eating breakfast. 🤮
Awesome write up, comrade!
You've outdone yourself -- again -- Comrade! Did not realize MS owned LinkedIn, but not surprised. An interesting bit of trivia is that LinkedIn has not (I don't believe) censored Stu Scheller https://www.linkedin.com/in/stuartscheller/. Anyway, just gleefully posted a link to this substack on LinkedIn.
Funny this all is, Yuri, comrade! Something about LinkdIn bugged me about 6 yrs ago when poof! It showed up on my laptop. Never of any use for business other than others desperately trying to connect with others their virtue and Existence.
The same Something that stunk of Lies at lockdown. And had me avoid poisons. And most MDs.
The same Something that makes me fatigue of rainbows( except the beautiful real ones).
But hey, i’m a different sort of cat. The guy who in hi school declined the nomination for Most Popular student. Groupthink just didn’t do it for me.
Keep up the great work, Yuri. You’ve taught me so much since that YT lecture on “ how to have another country without firing a single shot”
Red pills men by the 100's more like 1000's. 😁
While I maintain a LinkedIn account, mostly to repost blogs I write on Substack, it is turgid and eyerolling with excessive self promotion and preening. I get marketing and communicating, and certainly see value in job seeking and hiring. But what gets me are the self-appointed police who descend upon posts they find "too political." Good grief, just scroll on, already.
Many of these people seem to suffer from various personality disorders; no one more so than Reid Hoffman, Co-Founder of this tripe aggregator. .
Top shelf and I experienced the same collectivist crapola at Linked Into the swamp.