How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ (Part 5)
Yuri's spicy commentary on the world's most dangerous cities, inducting 5 US cities into the Karenland FUPAZ list, and a white pill in El Salvador
Comrades: Get out of the cities.
Numbeo published a ranking of the highest crime cities in the world. A record 12 American Democrat-run cities made the Top 50: Baltimore (#15), Memphis (#18), Detroit (#19), Albuquerque (#23), St. Louis (#27), New Orleans (#35), Oakland (#38), Milwaukee (#40), Chicago (#43), Philadelphia (#46), Cleveland (#48), and Houston (#50). I have bolded the 7 cities that were already on my original Sweet 16 Karenland FUPAZ list and shall now officially induct the other 5, bringing the total to 21. Fun fact - East St. Louis was used to film the dystopian Escape from New York. Part 2 described the caste system in all the FUPAZ cities, while Part 3 and Part 4 documented demoralized NYC and SF, respectively.
The map is starting to look like a breakout of clown pox:
The entire Top 50 is listed below. Notable rankings: DC (#83) and SF (#76) are more dangerous than war-torn Kiev (#212), rubbled Baghdad (#97), and barbaric Russian Moscow (#282). NYC is #172, but I am leaving as it climbs further up. The most dangerous cities in Europe are Bradford UK (#31), Marseille FRA (#47), and Catania ITA (#48). Catania is run by the Sicilian Mafia, while Bradford and Marseille are run by the mostly peaceful Hawaiian Mafia who are passionate about aloha snackbars.
Here is a rational Ukrainian refugee deciding leave Birmingham UK (#65) because it is too vibrant:
Yuri original meme:
The bigoted Ukrainians must practice the no-no square dance when they enter a no-go zone, which magically wards off rapists and grooming gangs:
Brazil and South Africa dominate the top of the table. Pretoria is the capital of South Africa and Elon’s home town. Durban descended into anarchy last year, as documented by VICE here. South Africa’s private security forces number more than double the police and army combined. The entire country is collapsing due to the ANC’s codified DEI. Cape Town and Rio are two of the most naturally beautiful cities in the world.
Cape Town:
The scenery is spoiled by ubiquitous poverty, barbed wire, and security gates and checkpoints. That is where the US is headed - instead of having one wall at the border, there will be millions of smaller ones within the border. Santa Monica LA is similar to Camps Bay Cape Town and Ipanema Beach Rio; wealthy enclaves by the ocean that are the only neighborhoods tourists visit because the rest of the city is too dangerous.
Also Cape Town:
The GAE commissar stationed in #7 Kabul is a Karen spreading Karentocracy:
Every culture has an urban/rural divide:
White Pill: One man is showing the world that we don’t have to live like this. Hard times create strong men. President Nayib Bukele of #42 El Salvador has the highest approval ratings of any democratically elected head of state. Why? He is waging the world’s most aggressive anti-crime campaign:
Meanwhile, GAE NGOs like Amnesty stand against him and with the criminal cartels. Will he withstand the pressure and potential “color revolution”?
Does Bukele have what it takes to become the Latinx Lee Kuan Yew? It’s a promising start but he has a long way to go:
Contrast this to #27 St. Louis:
Canada (7) has more cities than Mexico (4) in the Top 100, substantiating the theory that the former is not as nice and the latter is not as rough as the media would have you believe. Paris FRA, Malmo SWE, Manchester UK, London UK, and Minneapolis MN are just outside the Top 100. They rank near Phnom Penh Cambodia, which went through a genocide and civil war not long ago. According to New York Times reporters, that could never happen again and is definitely not happening now - unless they’re cheering it on.
Meanwhile, the 20 safest cities are striking in their lack of diversity:
Does any city in the world combine safety and freedom well? Not a single East Asian city (China, Japan, Korea) is in the Top 300, but they had the harshest COVID rules and many residents keep masking in perpetuity. Singapore is #344, but has severe punishments like death penalty for drug traffickers and caning for minor offenses.
If you could pick any city, which one would you live in? For me, TAIPEI is the winner.
Crazy stuff going on here in the US. I’m not sure what “foreign” city I’d live in. I’ll have to think about that one. We bought 70 acres in Idaho and are moving from our suburb town to that land in 2024.
But, as you mentioned, Taipei doesn't want us. Good for them.
No matter how many times our media repeats it, diversity is not a strength.
I believe in the "separate but equal" ideal ("equal" as in free to experience the outcome of your own choices). I watch the animals on our farm and they don't mingle. They stay very separate, voluntarily, and thus they get along fine.