How To Appoint a Baizuo Manchurian Candidate VP
Tim Walz is the embodiment of woke white weakness, serving the CCP and The Squad as a court eunuch useful idiot - plus fresh Yuri original joyful coconut brat memes
Comrades: Tim Walz is the baizuo Manchurian candidate. Baizuo means “white left” in Chinese. It is a term used to describe the pathetic world view of woke Caucasians like Tim Walz, White Dudes for Harris, and AWFLs. The full Yuri glossary of subversive Orwellian doublespeak terms can be found here.
Respect transcends race and culture. Baizuos like Tim Walz do not respect themselves or their country. Most Americans of all races do not respect them. Serious countries, especially powerful adversaries like China, do not respect them. Wherever baizuos have taken power and implemented their policies, decay and destruction follow. Look no further than the deep blue laughingstock American cities. If Tampon Tim becomes VP, he will push every country to march trans kids in Pride Month parades like Minneapolis. For Democracy!
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Walz has a deep, disturbing history with China. He first visited in 1989, when the blood from the June 4, 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre was still fresh on the streets. Mr. Folksy “Minnesota Nice” was a naive mark for the CCP. They turned him into their court eunuch useful idiot. He exclaimed in awe: “No matter how long I live, I‘ll never be treated that well again. They gave me more gifts than I could bring home. It was an excellent experience.” Did he ask any of his students about what happened at Tiananmen? Perhaps he was the one who learned from them about restricting free speech.
This South Park joke depicts the flattery Tim received. Just substitute China for Japan. It remains one of the funniest scenes of all time:
Tim is one of many Western leaders who has bent the knee and expressed admiration for the CCP, wishing they could yield Xi Jinping’s dictatorial power. He intentionally scheduled his wedding on the anniversary of Tiananmen Square and honeymooned there with his wife Gwen. Since then he has visited China over 30 times, often bringing students with him on exchange programs. Allegedly, he purchased many copies of Mao’s Little Red Book. Would any serious journalist like to look into what he did during these trips, especially when he was a member of the National Guard?
A CCP diplomat attended the Walz gubernatorial inauguration in January 2019. Is he as compromised as fellow Democrats Senator Diane Feinstein was with her CCP spy driver? Or Rep Eric Swalwell with his CCP honeypot Fang Fang? Or NY Governor Kathy Hochul with her deputy chief of staff Linda Sun? The CCP grooms baizuos, who in turn groom boba Asians in America to assimilate into woke left culture even though many of them have parents who escaped Communism.
The most frightening part is that in a sane world, this is one of multiple skeletons in his closet that alone would be disqualifying. Stolen valor, child grooming laws, COVID lockdowns, and allowing rioters to burn Minneapolis are all criminal treasonous acts. Yet the DNC’s AWFL PMC NPC base will vote blue no matter who. Orange Man Bad! Red baizuo good! Russia Russia Russia is the real enemy!
Dhimmi Walz is also serving as the DEI hire for Kamala and The Squad. Like the CCP, they need a baizuo reverse intersectionality shield to appear moderate as they plunge the country into socialism. Under his watch, 47 Somali immigrants stole $250 million from a Minnesota COVID relief program meant to feed needy children. He is playing the same Homer Simpson rube role for Kamala and Ilhan Omar as Biden did for Obama. MSM propagandists will cover for them and send any narrative violations straight down the memory hole.
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The Minnesota DFL hicklib baizuo pipeline is strong. Will Stancil is one of many demoralized millennials and Zoomers following in Tim’s footsteps. He lost his first election and his Twitter humiliations shall continue:
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Unless you’re a diplomat, I can’t see how any American could have been allowed to spend that much time in China if they weren’t doing some kind of collaboration with the CCP. Is there any other “normal” American that has spent that much time there? Doubtful. Something stinks about this
He is just awful. After Gabbard's endorsement of Trump last week, the POS HuffPost published an article dredging up the accusations against her by (then fellow) Democrats that she's a Russian asset. The article (falsely) made reference to her visiting the country *once*. For the sake of consistency and integrity, neither the POS HuffPost nor any other legacy news outlet has really investigated Walz' 30 visits to China. Sigh. The term baizuo is very accurate.