How To Join White Dudes for Harris
Yuri-original pathetic pasty poster boy memes for the Kamala 2024 campaign
Comrades: White men of America, unite! Check your privilege. Support DIE Commissar Kamala Harris for President!
Last night, ~100,000 stunning and brave White Dudes for Harris gathered on Zoom. They sold a few thousand hats and raised ~$2 million. For the next 100 days, we will reach new levels of cringe propaganda and astroturfing. Every other voting bloc has intersectional reasons to vote for Kamala because she shares their genitalia and melanin levels. White Dudes for Harris is the first time in herstory that a group proudly celebrated self-flagellation in a public struggle session and self-castration into court eunuchs, all for a regime that openly hates them. They are competing hard with Queers for Hamas. If they don’t respect themselves, how can anyone respect them?
It is our patriotic duty to mock cringe commies. Mercilessly. I will lead the way as the DNC’s memesmith - what can be, unburdened by what has been! Imagine how the left would react to a White Dudes for Trump group. Imagine how much the guys featured below hate themselves, their ancestors, their children, their country and their civilization.
These are the talking points straight from the White Dudes for Harris Google Doc:
As White men, we recognize all too clearly the culture of toxic entitlement surrounding Donald Trump.
We need to be honest with ourselves and each other about the role we’ve played in our nation’s history - good and bad.
We have a strong, positive role to play in America’s shared future, and it begins with all of us cutting through the MAGA crap and reminding the dark forces who have co-opted American symbols what America actually means.
This election is a choice between a tough prosecutor and a lying felon.
We’re creating a space of honesty and trust, where we can support each other and work for a new, brighter future.
We’ll share our experiences, listen to each other, and work together to elect the strongest, toughest candidate to govern America - Kamala Harris.
Here are the White Dudes for Harris event organizers:
If you want to counter-signal this cringe campaign on Twitter, copy your favorite meme and use the hashtag #WhiteDudesForHarris. Bonus points if you tag me (@yuribezmenov22) and the white dude you picked as most stunning and brave. Remember, these are the people who think Trump and Vance are weird! Do any boys or men of any race want to be like them?
***SPICE WARNING: The rest of this post is best read on an empty stomach. Your testosterone levels may also plummet. Please lift weights and consume raw eggs afterwards.
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Blue dudes welcome:
NPC Summer 2024 update:
This whole racial supporter subgroup thing is unbelieveable. It's so self evidently wrong, regardless of the degree of unlikability of the people in each group. I've been on the fence over the years regarding mandatory military service, as a former Marine myself, but I'm beginning to think that difficult competitive service to the country probably should be mandatory. That service needn't be military only, but it needs to be hard and competitive. It's hard to think of yourself as worthless when you do hard things with others and make it through. The state of the citizenry seems utterly pathetic. Sorry Yuri, I can't find humour in the memes. They just bum me out, especially in the current news cycle which finds Kamala a possible winner.
Seriously, did 100,000 “white dudes” join this Zoom meeting? It really hard for me to tell what is a joke and what is “real” anymore.