How To Spot an AWFL DEI
A Darwinian catalogue of the most dangerous specimens of Affluent White Female Liberal Dry Egg Incels, plus diverse AWFL DEIs and pro-human Elon at the end
Comrades: AWFL DEIs (Affluent White Female Liberal Dry Egg Incels) are the biggest threat to Western Civilization.
~30% of American women aged 25-44 have no children. That percentage continues to reach new record highs as TFR craters to record lows. No societies have ever grappled with mass spinsterhood and childlessness until our current Longhouse. The growing AWFL DEI demographic votes 70% Democrat. They are the most fervent worshippers of destructive luxury beliefs like COVID lockdown/mask/jab mandates, climate hysteria, trans grooming, bail reform, and open borders - all comorbidities of their Cluster B trigger Trump Derangement Syndrome.
As a disclaimer, I am not saying that all childless women deserve to be shamed. Plenty of women from all historical eras and cultures have chosen not to have kids for good reasons, or wanted to but were unable. Not everyone should become a parent. However, we should call out antihuman social engineering that pushes abortions and DINK lifestyles simultaneously with mass migration. There are plenty of based childless women like Ann Coulter and Camille Paglia, as well as those who live and let live. AWFLs who have kids (karents), male incels, and people of all races and genders can also become AWFL DEIs (examples at bottom).
The AWFL DEI specimens I am presenting today deserve our scorn because they are sociopaths who abuse power. You don’t need to be an “expert” psychiatrist to feel their wrath and vengeance to destroy healthy families and societies. Their mothering instincts are smothering, nagging, and micromanaging our civilization to death. Instead of raising families, they spend their ample free time treating all of us like the children they never had. They are spiritual suicide bombers, taking people down with them slowly and passive-aggressively instead of quickly and violently. The WEF Wehrmacht feasts on the profits from AWFL DEI commissars consooming SSRIs, handbags, shoes, wine, and cat food.
*** SPICE WARNING: If you have recently eaten, you may want to stop scrolling here and revisit later. Parents should show their daughters these examples as cautionary tales. Do you want to be like them when you grow up? Darwin would be proud!
Angela Merkel
Kamala Harris (no biological children, AWFL stepkids, loves abortion)
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Taylor Lorenz
AWFL DEIs are a diverse and inclusive group. Childless people with penises and birthing persons of color can also join:
Keith Olbermann
Emmanuel Macron
Leo Varadkar
Don Lemon
Alex Soros
Scott Weiner:
Marc Elias
Pantifa
Oprah
Tish James
Lori Lightfoot
London Breed
Stacey Abrams
Half of The Squad is childless: Reps AOC, Ayanna Pressley, Summer Lee, Greg Cesar
Ana Cardenas (The View should be renamed AWFL Two Minutes Hate)
Crystal Williams
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Bill Maher, Karine Jean-Pierre, and
are all childless so they should adopt Haiti:AWFLs are the easiest marks for scams:
Is this AWFL Maskachussetts DEI going to be next on her Haitian chef’s menu?
AWFL Substackers:
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AWFL DEIs all hate Elon, who is the opposite of a genetic dead-end:
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Yuri, how do you do it?
You generate long coherent posts, almost daily.
You post comments on almost all of the substacks I visit.
You don’t appear to have a staff, or co-authors.
Is there something you’re not telling us?
By the way thank you for this terrific post. - I have always thought that there should be someplace where normal people can go and see a comprehensive annotated list, with photos, of all of our woke enemies (military intel. calls this “order of battle”). This is the closest thing yet, a great start.
I think this is a fun post because it makes fun of women we don't like... but there just aren't as many men capable of supporting a family as there are women capable of having kids. There never have been.
There aren't even as many men who want to become capable of supporting a family as there are women wanting children. Ignore the women who don't want kids, there's plenty who want them who have no options. If you want to see more marriage with kids, it's men who have to step up and become marriageble. Women become more liberal the longer they stay single and childless out of necessity.