Commissars
All posts about demoralized regime commissars.
How To Fire a Commissar
Comrades: Administrative bloat in education and healthcare is the real pandemic.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 4) - NPR CEO Katherine Maher (she/her)
Comrades: The Soviets had Pravda, we have NPR. Rejoice, peasants! Taxpayer-funded regime propaganda network NPR has appointed a new CEO. Katherine Maher (she/her) is one of the cringiest commissars I have ever seen. As I have done with similar unelected demoralization agents at
How To Make Millions from Trump Derangement Substack
Comrades: Trump Derangement Substack is a lucrative human centipede of slop.
How To Win The Pulitzer Prize
Comrades: The Pulitzer Prize should be renamed The Propagandist Prize.
How To Make Stars at the Commissar Astroturfing Agency
Comrades: CAA is the Commissar Astroturfing Agency.
How To Defend Democracy with Color Revolutions
Comrades: Norm Eisen is orchestrating color revolutions in plain sight. In January, he published "Democracy Playbook 2025: 7 Pillars to Defend Democracy” for the Brookings Institute. You can judge this book by its cover - in this case, democracy means mob rule by masked red guards. The full report can be found
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 10) - Jake Sullivan & Maggie Goodlander
Comrades: Commissar “power couples” are double doses of demoralization.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 12) - Columbia Interim President Claire Shipman
Comrades: Meet the new girlboss, same as the old girlboss.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 11) - Barnard President Laura Rosenbury
Comrades: Barnard is The Longhouse.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 8) - Columbia President Minouche Shafik
Comrades: Minouche Shafik is the final boss of the naked emperor globalists.
How To Win the Miss Information Pageant
Comrades: Welcome to the Miss Information Pageant! We have an “elite” field of a dozen demoralized commissar contestants who hope to be crowned Miss Information. They have been spinning and bootlicking hard for years to control the narrative, labeling anything they don’t like as “misinformation”. Their incomes depend on forcing you to accept that the nak…
How To Skewer Invisible Rulers
Comrades: Stanford Internet Observatory “misinformation expert” Renee DiResta is the invisible ruler she warns about. On June 11, she released her book called “Invisible Rulers: The People who turn Lies into Reality” - a masterpiece in demoralized projection. Allow me to save you $30 and hours of reading her revolting Orwellian double-speak. I will trans…
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 9) - Krish O'Mara Vignarajah & Collin O'Mara
Comrades: Commissar “power couples” are double doses of demoralization.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 7) - SF Elections Commissioner Kelly Wong (she/her)
Comrades: Commiefornia is a CCP Commissar vassal state. Governor Newsom serves as Emperor Xi Jinping’s court eunuch, cleaning up San Francisco to roll out the red carpet after neglecting it for years. In Commiefornia’s stunning and brave sacred Democracy, both Senators (Alex Padilla, Laphonza Butler) and the Secretary of State (Shirley Weber) are interse…
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 6) - Ministry of Truth Czar Nina Jankowicz
Comrades: Welcome to Two Minutes Hate with Commissar Scary Poppins, Czar of the Ministry of Truth! Like new NPR Katherine Maher (she/her), Nina Jankowicz is a demoralization agent in our theater kid occupied longhouse gulag government. In 2022, she gained notoriety as the first and last Director of the short-lived Disinformation Governance Board within t…
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 5) - Dallas Mavericks CEO Cynt Marshall (she/her)
Comrades: In honor of DIE enthusiast Mark Cuban, I have created The Cuban Rule. “The harder someone virtue signals, the more skeletons they have in their closet. Behind every DIE commissar is a woke white man shielding himself from criticism.” For the past few weeks, Cuban has been simping for DIE on Twitter.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 3) - The Teachers Union Fuhrer
Comrades: Becky Pringle and Randi Weingarten are coming for your kids. These two Current Thing Karens lead over 4 million teachers union thugs at the American Federation of Teachers (AFT) and National Education Association (NEA). Neither was elected by citizens, yet they are actively indoctrinating 50 million American public school children. In How To Hi…
How To Appoint a Commissar
Comrades: Rejoice! The Rhode Island School of Design (RISD) has fixed racism by anointing its first ever Black Anti-Racist Resistance President (BARRP), Crystal Williams. It shall henceforth be known as The Rhode Island School of Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity (RISDIE). Here is a new logo to reflect such incredible progress: