Comrades: IKEA is a subversive Swedish social engineering operation.
Shopping at IKEA is like being a experimental rat in a windowless maze. Every year, a billion shoppers visit 500 IKEA stores in 50 countries. IKEA consooms 1% of the world’s wood and conducts illegal logging. Today I will take you through my stream of consciousness walking through a store, accompanied by the pictures and memes below. For background listening, check out How To Celebrate Valentine’s Day about modern consoomerism.
***Before we dive into the podcast exhibits, pray for memesmith Douglas Mackey aka Ricky Vaughn. The NYC kangaroo courts convicted him for sharing HRC memes and he faces up to a decade in prison. He has appealed, but needs legal support. Details can be found on his Substack:
Meanwhile, a boba who did the same thing in reverse remains free because of boba privilege:
Days after a trans terrorist slaughtered 3 Christian children, the shameless Democrats celebrated Trans Day of Visibility. Their minions staged insurrections at the state houses of Tennessee, Kentucky, and Texas but anarcho-tyranny means they’ll go free. Henceforth it shall be known as Troonteenth or Tranuary 6:
Madonna has devolved into the anti-Christ:
Yuri original meme:
The exhibits referenced in the podcast begin here:
ZYN IS NOT A SIN, CAN’T CUCK THE TUCK
YOU MUST LIVE IN THE POD
YOU MUST LET YOUR “PARTNER” MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS
YOU MUST BE A MIXED RACE COUPLE
YOU MUST LIVE IN KARENLAND FUPAZ
YOU MUST BE SUSTAINABLE ESG AND LISTEN TO GOODTHINK DEI MUSIC
YOU MUST OBEY AUTISTIC SWEDISH GIRL
YOU MUST FOLLOW THE MAZE UNDER THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS
YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN 6,000 STORAGE PRODUCTS TO GET ORGANIZED
YOU MUST SEARCH FOR WEIRD SWEDISH NAME PRODUCT IN GIANT WAREHOUSE
YOU MUST ASSEMBLE AT HOME
YOU MUST SUPPORT THE RAINBOW AND THE GAE COMMISSAR
The only good thing about IKEA is after the paywall…
