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Escape from New York: 2023 - How a Decade of Progressive Demoralization Destroyed NYC
Comrades: I am getting out of the city. Next month, I will be moving away from the Karenland FUPAZ (Federation of Urban Progressive Autonomous Zone) that I have called home for my entire adult life. Let me start with the positives before diving into the demoralization.
How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ (Part 7) - "Progressive" Throwback Thursday
Comrades: Welcome to Yuri’s FUPAZ (Federation of Urban Progressive Autonomous Zones) time machine. A special welcome to all the new subscribers who found this samizdat through Substack Notes - here’s a quick note on How To Manage your E-mail Inbox with Substack
How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ (Part 4)
Comrades: San Francisco is the most demoralized Karenland FUPAZ I have set foot in. Almost everyone I know who lived in SF has fled over the past few years. Fun facts - SF has more pet dogs than school aged children and more drug overdose deaths than COVID deaths. The photos below provide a scenic tour of the progressive utopia. Further down, you will fi…
How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ (Part 3)
Comrades: Midtown Manhattan is the densest Karenland FUPAZ (Federation of Urban Progressive Autonomous Zone) in the USA. New Yorkers have always avoided the Times Square area like the plague. After a spate of mostly peaceful shootings, Mayor Eric “Instagram” Adams and Governor Kovid Karen Kathy Hochul designated it as a gun free zone. Now it’s utopia! I …
How To Texas Two-Step (Part 2)
Comrades: Austin has fallen. In How To Texas Two-Step Part 1, I contrasted Austin with its Texan surroundings and expressed concern that it was descending into Karenland FUPAZ territory. The 30-minute drive between the SXSW Current Thing Conference in Austin
How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ (Part 5)
Comrades: Get out of the cities. Numbeo published a ranking of the highest crime cities in the world. A record 12 American Democrat-run cities made the Top 50: Baltimore (#15), Memphis (#18), Detroit (#19), Albuquerque (#23), St. Louis (#27), New Orleans (#35),
How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ (Part 2)
Comrades: Karenland FUPAZ (Federation of Urban Progressive Autonomous Zones) combine the confinement of plantations, speech code of gulags, and violence of favelas. Part 1 of How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ was my third most viewed post, serving as a tourist’s guide to clown world cities marked on the map below. Part 2 will focus on the silent caste syste…
How To Visit Karenland FUPAZ
Comrades: Welcome to Karenland! Part of the Federation of Urban Progressive Autonomous Zones (FUPAZ). Home of The Resistance and The Science. Here is a handy map of US FUPAZ: After decades of single party rule, FUPAZ have achieved utopia. My Sweet 16 power rankings are as follows (from most to least utopian): Portland, Seattle, Chicago, Baltimore, DC, Ph…
How To Predict the Future (Part 3) - Karenland FUPAZ 2043
Note: The following post is one of a series of 4 articles written simultaneously by separate authors who cast a vision of the year 2043. The authors have written their pieces in isolation with no collaboration between them. We would like you to read all 4 articles and subscribe to the authors you like if you haven’t already. The authors and links to the…
How Visit Karenland FUPAZ (Part 8) - Portlandia (VIDEOS + PODCAST)
Comrades: Portlandia predicted the future. From 2011-2018, Portlandia skewered smug hipsters before they devolved into violent Pantifas in Karenland FUPAZ. Fred Armisen nailed the soy bugman affect. The line between funny satire and insane reality no longer exists. Here are my favorite gags from the show.