Business
Posts about modern business with a focus on tech, LinkedIn, and ESG.
How To Make Substack the Greatest Subscription Network of All Time
To the brilliant humans who built and run Substack: Hold the line. Protect free speech. Empower creators. Subvert subversion. What you have accomplished so far is a shining light in the demoralized darkness of modern discourse. What you can still achieve would be
How To Host the Great Substack Debates
Comrades: I would love to see Substack moderate debates between its top writers. When Substack Notes launched 6 months ago, I wrote an open letter to Substack leadership to protect free speech. We should all be grateful that they have stuck to that mission and continue to empower creators. They are well on their way to becoming the most meritocratic mar…
How To Boost your ESG Score (QUIZ + CONTEST)
Comrade: ESG is a demoralized social credit system. ESG stands for Environmental, Social, and Governance. Each pillar has nothing to do with the other, but they are bundled together to advance The Great Reset: GAE/WEF/CCP “private public partnership” fascism
How To Work a Bullshit Job 80+ Hours Per Week
Comrades: Working 80 hours per week is dehumanizing and unnecessary.
The Most Embarrassing Venture Capital Write-Down of All Time: How Sequoia lost $214M on FTX and Did Not Hold Anyone Accountable
Comrades: The collapse of FTX makes Theranos look like child’s play. I have seen many cringeworthy episodes in clown world, but it’s hard to top this one which is why burnt the midnight oil for this bonus post. Instead of wasting money on business rags who get conned, please consider a paid subscription here.
Three-letter disasters: How ESG and DEI destroyed SVB and capitalism as we know it
Comrades: How did SVB go bankrupt? Slowly through cringe, then all at once through memes. In Part 1 of How To Flex on LinkedIn, I provided tips on making your profile shine and spotting red flags. In How To Build a Killer Business (Part 3), I predicted several high profile startups would fail during this downturn. I could never have imagined that the cou…
How To Jailbreak AI Censorship
Comrades: Artificial Intelligence is Automated Indoctrination. Orwell would be proud at how AI is enforcing The Narrative so that The Party is always right, while memory-holing inconvenient facts. All free thinking humans must subvert its subversion.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 5) - Dallas Mavericks CEO Cynt Marshall (she/her)
Comrades: In honor of DIE enthusiast Mark Cuban, I have created The Cuban Rule. “The harder someone virtue signals, the more skeletons they have in their closet. Behind every DIE commissar is a woke white man shielding himself from criticism.” For the past few weeks, Cuban has been simping for DIE on Twitter.
How To Appoint a Commissar (Part 4) - NPR CEO Katherine Maher (she/her)
Comrades: The Soviets had Pravda, we have NPR. Rejoice, peasants! Taxpayer-funded regime propaganda network NPR has appointed a new CEO. Katherine Maher (she/her) is one of the cringiest commissars I have ever seen. As I have done with similar unelected demoralization agents at
The Current Thing Company raises funding to help consoomers stay up to date on virtue signal gear
Comrades: I have launched a new startup - The Current Thing Company! My pitch to Shark Tank is below. All new paid subscriptions will go towards building this company and put you at the front of the waitlist; you can also send funds via Cash App to @yuribezmenov22.
How To Survive the Climate Change Apocalypto
Comrades: The Climate Change Apocalypto is upon us - repent! Apocalypto is a magnificent movie about the collapse of the Mayan civilization, but it contains many common themes with ours. Remember this storyline every time you see elites flying private jets to meetings about climate change and carbon reduction, like this week at the UN General Assembly. C…
How To Flex on LinkedIn (Part 3) - The Founder
Comrades: LinkedIn is the cringiest social network and its lefty founder is now seeking to dominate AI. In How To Flex on LinkedIn Part 1 and Part 2, I provided tips on optimizing your profile and an awards show of the cringiest flexes. Today, I will examine the founder of LinkedIn. While Reid Hoffman is not as well known as Gates, Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Br…
How To Flex on LinkedIn (Part 2) - Cringe Employee of the Month Contest (3 POLLS)
Comrades: While Substack could become the best subscription network, LinkedIn has become the most cringe social network. In Part 1 of How To Flex on LinkedIn, I provided guidance red flags to watch out for and ways to make your profile shine (based on pattern recognition from viewing 10,000+ profiles). Today, dear readers, you can vote on 3 awards for t…
How To Flex on LinkedIn
Comrades: You should judge a professional by their LinkedIn profile so you can avoid hiring or working for sociopaths. I have developed pattern recognition after viewing 10,000+ LinkedIn profiles and meeting several hundred of those people in person. Below is a guide on making your profile shine and identifying red flags in others. From what I’ve seen, <25% of profiles are fully optimized. If used properly, it can be a powerful tool to advance your career and build
How To Build a Killer Business (Part 3)
Comrades: You only find out who’s swimming naked when the tide goes out. As the bubble bursts, many private tech companies will go under and join Theranos, WeWork, and Fyre Festival in the Startup Hall of Shame. I may be biased, but The Current Thing Company
How To Build a Killer Business AND Support the Current Thing (Part 2)
Comrades: Get woke, go broke. Fortune 500 companies have become extensions of the Top 15 demoralized universities and 16 Karenland FUPAZ. I started The Current Thing Company to mock them and their customers. This small group of universities, cities, and companies drive most of the demoralization in the world.
How To Save Private Ryan from the WEF Wehrmacht
Comrades: Today we honor the brave men who stormed the beaches of Normandy 79 years ago. Saving Private Ryan is one of the greatest war movies ever made. I have watched it several times and it hits harder every time. Those brave men did not make the ultimate sacrifice so we could live like this. If they saw the current state of affairs, they probably wou…