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Posts about sportsball, books, movies/TV, and a recipe at the end.
How To Write a White Pill Book Review - "Serve to Win" by Novak Djokovic
Comrades: Novak Djokovic and Jesse Brown are legends. I have written about Novak Djokovic at length in the “How To Play Like a Champion” series. He is the GOAT of tennis and bodily autonomy who will be competing for his record 23rd Grand Slam at the French Open, Wimbledon, and US Open over the next 5 months. He won the 2023 Australian Open with a torn ha…
How To Win the 2024 Summer Olympics
Comrades: The 2024 Olympics showcased globalist demoralization, but many athletes shined through the subversion.
How To Reimagine Anti-racist Borat: Cultural Learnings of DEI for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
Comrades: Very nice, high five!
How To Watch Sound of Freedom and the Best of Mel Gibson
Comrades: Mel Gibson is a legend. He is one of the few celebrities who has promoted Sound of Freedom, which grossed $40 million at the box office in its first week. He is also working on his own movies about the evils of child trafficking. Protect this man. God’s children are not for sale.
How To Predict the Future (Part 4) - The Truman Show
Comrades: In case I don’t see ya - good afternoon, good evening, and good night. We are all living in The Truman Show. 25 years after its release, the movie has taken a new meaning in our astroturfed, manufactured, dystopian surveillance state. What will it take for more people to wake up like Truman did?
How To Reimagine the Office Psycho
Comrades: PMC (Professional Managerial Class) NPC (Non Player Character) corporate culture is the institutionalization of demoralization.
How To Tell a Joke - Comedy vs. Cringe Clapter
Comrades: Laughter is the best medicine in clown world. The best comedy contains truth. It punches up with creative subversion. The greatest comedians are universal and timeless, appealing to audiences from all walks of life and eras. Laughter is the ultimate meritocracy. If people find you funny, you will pack concert halls. If they don’t, you will fade…
How To Predict the Future
Comrades: The best SciFi movies are about humanity. Gattaca is as close to perfection as any movie ever made. The visuals and soundtrack are hauntingly beautiful. Ethan Hawke, Jude Law, and Uma Thurman are at their primes playing memorable characters with a strong supporting cast. Plot twists and subtle details give you goosebumps and an even greater app…
How To Catch a River Monster while Naked and Afraid
Comrades: Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.
How To Win the Hunger Games
Comrades: Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor. The corrupt, decadent, tyrannical Capitol of Panem has subjugated its 12 Districts after crushing their rebellion. To demoralize its subjects and flex its power each year, The Capitol reaps a boy and girl from each District as tributes to kill each other for
How To Fall in Love with ScarJo AI
Comrades: The best science fiction films are about humanity. “Her” was released a decade ago and won Best Original Screenplay at The Oscars. Now that it is on the verge of becoming real through AI and ChatGPT, I rewatched the movie on a date night with Mrs. B. We loved it - two big thumbs up!
How To Have Sex and the City with an Entourage
Comrades: Sex and the City (SATC) and Entourage were two of the most influential TV shows for for Gen X and Millennials, attracting tens of millions of viewers. SATC aired from 1998 to 2004; Entourage from 2004 to 2011. They are mirror images of the subversion of boys and girls into degenerate men and women. Today we’ll examine their impacts on toxic ma…
How To Win the 2024 Copa America and UEFA Euros
Comrades: Football is one of the few remaining spectacles that unites people within countries and across cultures.
How To Play Like a Champion (Part 7) - NOVAK WINS #24 + 2023 US Open Recap
Comrades: The 2023 US Open was a battle between inspiration and demoralization. Inspiration: Novak Djokovic won his record 24th Grand Slam. After the US and Australia banned him last year, he won both tournaments. He is the only man to win 3 of 4 slams in a calendar year 4 times. In 72 Grand Slam appearances, he has made 36 finals (50%) and won 24 of the…
How To Play Like a Champion (Part 6) - Carlos Alcaraz Dethrones Novak Djokovic
Comrades: Carlos Alcaraz has defeated Novak Djokovic for his first ever Wimbledon. He beat the best and earned immortality in an epic final that lasted almost 5 hours. Alcaraz will be a dominant force for at least the next decade, a worthy successor to Djokovic who is the GOAT and a titan against demoralization. He is the first man other than the Big 4 …
How To Play Like a Champion (Part 5) - NOVAK DJOKOVIC WINS HIS RECORD 10TH AUSTRALIAN OPEN AND 22ND GRAND SLAM
Good Morning, Comrades: NOVAK DJOKOVIC HAS WON THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN. The GOAT is now tied with Rafael Nadal at 22 Grand Slams and has surpassed him in total tournaments won, 93-92. It is not just a victory for Novak; it is a victory for all who were vilified for freedom of thought and bodily autonomy.
How To Play Like a Champion (Part 4)
Comrades: Tennis history was disgraced by Novak Djokovic’s ban from this year’s Australian Open and US Open, where he was heavily favored to win. I wrote about those incidents at length here. He is the greatest men’s tennis player of all time and has not lost to Nadal on a hard or grass court in a decade. His combined record against the 4 US Open semifi…
How To Play Like a Champion (Part 2)
Comrades: The legend of Novak Djokovic grows daily as he stares down his second Grand Slam ban of 2022 from the US Open. In Part 1 of How To Play Like a Champion, I recognized him alongside the few other modern athletes who still have principles. Today, as a tennis fan I will go deeper into what makes this man the Greatest of All Time.
How To Win The World Cuck
Comrades: The World Cup has become The World Cuck. Billions are watching The World Cup, one of the few spectacles that unites people within and across cultures and countries. FIFA is a corrupt mafia that is demoralizing football as much as American pro sportsball
How To Stay Classy
Comrades: Truth and beauty are universal. My parents played classical music for me as a child. Now I am overjoyed to share it with my daughter. The pieces compiled below are, in my humble opinion, the best performances of the best classical music pieces. A YouTube commenter noted:
How To Make a Summer Mixtape
Comrades: Summer time, and the living is easy. For millennials, the greatest jams of all time are from the late 90s and early 2000s. Much as I love 80s music, I wasn’t old enough for those songs to be associated with happy coming of age memories. By contrast, post-2010 music is mostly garbage bordering on ear rape. The sweet spot is turn of the millenni…
How To Make a Golden Age Mixtape
Comrades: Thank you for a fantastic first month on Substack. I appreciate all your e-props, comments, and private feedback on this samizdat. Please do share with other comrades. If I maintain this rate of Dunbar’s number new subscribers per month, I will top CNN by the end of the year! We should also be grateful for Substack’s continuing
How To Freestyle Rap
Comrades: Laughter is the best medicine and parodies are a great form of it. Growing up I was a fan of Eminem and Weird Al, so today I’d like to pay homage to them with an original parody. Eminem’s “Stan” is one of the most unique and hauntingly beautiful rap songs ever made. It is about an increasingly unhinged fan named Stan writing letters to Eminem, …
How To See the World as Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes (Kamala, F*** Yeah!)
Comrades: Team America World Police is one of the most subversive films in the post-9/11 era. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone released Team America in 2004 to satirize the military industrial complex as it destroyed Iraq in the name of freedom. If it were made today, the woke mob and the warmongers would team up to cancel it. Team America …
How To Sing "Poor Womxn South of Portland"
Comrades: “Rich Men North of Richmond” is the song of 2023. Oliver Anthony became the first artist in history to debut at #1 on the Billboard charts. Hats off to him for a masterpiece that will echo through the ages. However, Oliver is a privileged cis white male. We need a song that represents the struggle of the intersectional oppressed LGBTQIA+ BIPOC …
How To Cook Gong Bao Chicken
Comrades: Tuesday’s post about FTX may have given you a bit of indigestion. As a remedy, I am excited to share Yuri Sr.’s favorite family recipe - gong bao chicken. I have eaten this dish over a thousand times and it gets more delicious with every bite. Paid subscribers have full access after the photo. ENJOY!