Share this postPleasureyuribezmenov.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherPleasureYuri BezmenovAug 03, 20232Share this postPleasureyuribezmenov.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherSharePosts about sportsball, movies/TV, music playlists, parodies, and a recipe at the end.How To Write a White Pill Book Review - "Serve to Win" by Novak DjokovicYuri Bezmenov·May 4, 2023Comrades: Novak Djokovic and Jesse Brown are legends. I have written about Novak Djokovic at length in the “How To Play Like a Champion” series. He is the GOAT of tennis and bodily autonomy who will be competing for his record 23rd Grand Slam at the French Open, Wimbledon, and US Open over the next 5 months. He won the 2023 Australian Open with a torn ha…Read full storyHow To Watch Sound of Freedom and the Best of Mel GibsonYuri Bezmenov·July 11, 2023Comrades: Mel Gibson is a legend. He is one of the few celebrities who has promoted Sound of Freedom, which grossed $40 million at the box office in its first week. He is also working on his own movies about the evils of child trafficking. Protect this man. God’s children are not for sale.Read full storyHow To Predict the Future (Part 4) - The Truman ShowYuri Bezmenov·November 19, 2023Comrades: In case I don’t see ya - good afternoon, good evening, and good night. We are all living in The Truman Show. 25 years after its release, the movie has taken a new meaning in our astroturfed, manufactured, dystopian surveillance state. What will it take for more people to wake up like Truman did?Read full storyHow To Tell a Joke - Comedy vs. Cringe ClapterYuri Bezmenov·December 17, 2023Comrades: Laughter is the best medicine in clown world. The best comedy contains truth. It punches up with creative subversion. The greatest comedians are universal and timeless, appealing to audiences from all walks of life and eras. Laughter is the ultimate meritocracy. If people find you funny, you will pack concert halls. If they don’t, you will fade…Read full storyHow To Predict the FutureYuri Bezmenov·April 14, 2022Comrades: The best SciFi movies are about humanity. Gattaca is as close to perfection as any movie ever made. The visuals and soundtrack are hauntingly beautiful. Ethan Hawke, Jude Law, and Uma Thurman are at their primes playing memorable characters with a strong supporting cast. Plot twists and subtle details give you goosebumps and an even greater app…Read full storyHow To Win the Hunger GamesYuri Bezmenov·Jan 30Comrades: Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor. The corrupt, decadent, tyrannical Capitol of Panem has subjugated its 12 Districts after crushing their rebellion. To demoralize its subjects and flex its power each year, The Capitol reaps a boy and girl from each District as tributes to kill each other forRead full storyHow To Fall in Love with ScarJo AIYuri Bezmenov·June 29, 2023Comrades: The best science fiction films are about humanity. “Her” was released a decade ago and won Best Original Screenplay at The Oscars. Now that it is on the verge of becoming real through AI and ChatGPT, I rewatched the movie on a date night with Mrs. B. We loved it - two big thumbs up!Read full storyHow To Have Sex and the City with an EntourageYuri Bezmenov·July 18, 2023Comrades: Sex and the City (SATC) and Entourage were two of the most influential TV shows for for Gen X and Millennials, attracting tens of millions of viewers. SATC aired from 1998 to 2004; Entourage from 2004 to 2011. They are mirror images of the subversion of boys and girls into degenerate men and women. Today we’ll examine their impacts on toxic ma…Read full storyHow To Play Like a Champion (Part 7) - NOVAK WINS #24 + 2023 US Open Recap Yuri Bezmenov·September 12, 2023Comrades: The 2023 US Open was a battle between inspiration and demoralization. Inspiration: Novak Djokovic won his record 24th Grand Slam. After the US and Australia banned him last year, he won both tournaments. He is the only man to win 3 of 4 slams in a calendar year 4 times. In 72 Grand Slam appearances, he has made 36 finals (50%) and won 24 of the…Read full storyHow To Play Like a Champion (Part 6) - Carlos Alcaraz Dethrones Novak Djokovic Yuri Bezmenov·July 16, 2023Comrades: Carlos Alcaraz has defeated Novak Djokovic for his first ever Wimbledon. He beat the best and earned immortality in an epic final that lasted almost 5 hours. Alcaraz will be a dominant force for at least the next decade, a worthy successor to Djokovic who is the GOAT and a titan against demoralization. He is the first man other than the Big 4 …Read full storyHow To Play Like a Champion (Part 5) - NOVAK DJOKOVIC WINS HIS RECORD 10TH AUSTRALIAN OPEN AND 22ND GRAND SLAMYuri Bezmenov·January 29, 2023Good Morning, Comrades: NOVAK DJOKOVIC HAS WON THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN. The GOAT is now tied with Rafael Nadal at 22 Grand Slams and has surpassed him in total tournaments won, 93-92. It is not just a victory for Novak; it is a victory for all who were vilified for freedom of thought and bodily autonomy.Read full storyHow To Play Like a Champion (Part 4)Yuri Bezmenov·September 29, 2022Comrades: Tennis history was disgraced by Novak Djokovic’s ban from this year’s Australian Open and US Open, where he was heavily favored to win. I wrote about those incidents at length here. He is the greatest men’s tennis player of all time and has not lost to Nadal on a hard or grass court in a decade. His combined record against the 4 US Open semifi…Read full storyHow To Play Like a Champion (Part 2)Yuri Bezmenov·August 22, 2022Comrades: The legend of Novak Djokovic grows daily as he stares down his second Grand Slam ban of 2022 from the US Open. In Part 1 of How To Play Like a Champion, I recognized him alongside the few other modern athletes who still have principles. Today, as a tennis fan I will go deeper into what makes this man the Greatest of All Time.Read full storyHow To Win The World CuckYuri Bezmenov·December 1, 2022Comrades: The World Cup has become The World Cuck. Billions are watching The World Cup, one of the few spectacles that unites people within and across cultures and countries. FIFA is a corrupt mafia that is demoralizing football as much as American pro sportsballRead full storyHow To Stay ClassyYuri Bezmenov·June 2, 2022Comrades: Truth and beauty are universal. My parents played classical music for me as a child. Now I am overjoyed to share it with my daughter. The pieces compiled below are, in my humble opinion, the best performances of the best classical music pieces. A YouTube commenter noted:Read full storyHow To Make a Summer MixtapeYuri Bezmenov·May 30, 2023Comrades: Summer time, and the living is easy. For millennials, the greatest jams of all time are from the late 90s and early 2000s. Much as I love 80s music, I wasn’t old enough for those songs to be associated with happy coming of age memories. By contrast, post-2010 music is mostly garbage bordering on ear rape. The sweet spot is turn of the millenni…Read full storyHow To Make a Golden Age MixtapeYuri Bezmenov·January 27, 2022Comrades: Thank you for a fantastic first month on Substack. I appreciate all your e-props, comments, and private feedback on this samizdat. Please do share with other comrades. If I maintain this rate of Dunbar’s number new subscribers per month, I will top CNN by the end of the year! We should also be grateful for Substack’s continuingRead full storyHow To Freestyle RapYuri Bezmenov·May 12, 2022Comrades: Laughter is the best medicine and parodies are a great form of it. Growing up I was a fan of Eminem and Weird Al, so today I’d like to pay homage to them with an original parody. Eminem’s “Stan” is one of the most unique and hauntingly beautiful rap songs ever made. It is about an increasingly unhinged fan named Stan writing letters to Eminem, …Read full storyHow To See the World as Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes (Kamala, F*** Yeah!)Yuri Bezmenov·May 23, 2023Comrades: Team America World Police is one of the most subversive films in the post-9/11 era. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone released Team America in 2004 to satirize the military industrial complex as it destroyed Iraq in the name of freedom. If it were made today, the woke mob and the warmongers would team up to cancel it. Team America …Read full storyHow To Sing "Poor Womxn South of Portland"Yuri Bezmenov·September 24, 2023Comrades: “Rich Men North of Richmond” is the song of 2023. Oliver Anthony became the first artist in history to debut at #1 on the Billboard charts. Hats off to him for a masterpiece that will echo through the ages. However, Oliver is a privileged cis white male. We need a song that represents the struggle of the intersectional oppressed LGBTQIA+ BIPOC …Read full storyHow To Cook Gong Bao Chicken Yuri Bezmenov·November 17, 2022Comrades: Tuesday’s post about FTX may have given you a bit of indigestion. As a remedy, I am excited to share Yuri Sr.’s favorite family recipe - gong bao chicken. I have eaten this dish over a thousand times and it gets more delicious with every bite. Paid subscribers have full access after the photo. ENJOY!Read full story
